hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jul, 2015 10:22 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
They wouldn't let me in unless I strapped this on an signed the indemnity forms.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jul, 2015 10:23 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
I'm only staying until the fireworks start.
Fil Albuquerque
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Jul, 2015 10:51 pm
@hingehead,
Isn't he one of those civilian Mars colonists with one ticket ride ? Or NASA is running low on money again ?
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 12:52 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

It's a great conversation starter, isn't it?
izzythepush
 
  2  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 01:42 am
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

Thinks, " They're too busy looking at what's on my back to notice what I'm doing with my left hand."
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George
 
  2  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 05:50 am
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Got any quarters?
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 06:57 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
"I'm a rocket, man."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 06:58 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
"47. Why do you ask?"
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 07:01 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
"It's powered by bullshit and pretension. I'm just about ready to launch."
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parados
 
  5  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 09:13 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

I intend to be completely bombed by the end of the night.
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 09:32 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
"I wanna rock your world!"
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 09:33 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
"Doctor told me I had a flare for drama!"
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parados
 
  1  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 09:43 am
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I'm really a brain surgeon but people are more interested if I tell them I'm a rocket scientist.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 09:55 am
@parados,
parados wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

I intend to be completely bombed by the end of the night.

And then become comet-ose.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 10:16 am
@parados,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

No, I was the one who had to stay on the Mother Ship. Consequently, I have to wear the rocket of shame.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 10:18 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

You don't happen to have some blue touchpaper on you by any chance?
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 10:19 am
@Lordyaswas,


http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

I'm with the British Space Agency. We're going through an austerity phase at the moment.
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 10:22 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

I see that Police Constable Vey has been tagging the living room again.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 10:33 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

She told me to bring a ton of rocket. Turns out it's a salad thing, apparently.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 12:48 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

Phallic symbolism is in the eye of the beholder.
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