bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 31 Oct, 2023 05:11 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/653c02dfd67d6e6f5e40c374/master/w_1160,c_limit/231106_a28067_rd_873.jpg

"After I warm my hand, I'm going to need you to climb down, turn your head, and cough."
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 31 Oct, 2023 05:15 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/653c02dfd67d6e6f5e40c374/master/w_1160,c_limit/231106_a28067_rd_873.jpg

"How out of shape are you? Well, if you were painted green - folks'd think you were the Jolly Green Giant's left testicle."
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steve reid
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2023 03:53 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/653c02dfd67d6e6f5e40c374/master/w_1160,c_limit/231106_a28067_rd_873.jpg
Hmm, the good news is your teeth are perfect, the bad news is your gums have got to come out
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oolongteasup
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2023 06:40 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/653c02dfd67d6e6f5e40c374/master/w_1160,c_limit/231106_a28067_rd_873.jpg

It's Idaho I'm afraid ... take everything off, shower and report to the kitchen.
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2023 07:32 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/653c02dfd67d6e6f5e40c374/master/w_1160,c_limit/231106_a28067_rd_873.jpg

”It’s a rare form of Couch-potato-it-is!"
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 6 Nov, 2023 01:12 pm
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/653c02dfd67d6e6f5e40c374/master/w_1160,c_limit/231106_a28067_rd_873.jpg

"Mr Lindell, I warned you that using your "My Pillow"every night would cause this."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 6 Nov, 2023 01:20 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65456d33a15fada2de64d0d0/master/w_1160,c_limit/231113_a28212_874.jpg
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 6 Nov, 2023 01:22 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65456d33a15fada2de64d0d0/master/w_1160,c_limit/231113_a28212_874.jpg

"Nah, we're not undocumented aliens, we're just aliens. Any chance you got a cigarette?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 6 Nov, 2023 01:25 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65456d33a15fada2de64d0d0/master/w_1160,c_limit/231113_a28212_874.jpg

"We're trying to earn some money for a new flux converter, need some mowing or cleaning done?"
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 6 Nov, 2023 01:26 pm
https://imgur.com/BqFTAjM.jpg
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 6 Nov, 2023 02:20 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65456d33a15fada2de64d0d0/master/w_1160,c_limit/231113_a28212_874.jpg
Hard work is not an alien concept to us.
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coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Mon 6 Nov, 2023 02:21 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65456d33a15fada2de64d0d0/master/w_1160,c_limit/231113_a28212_874.jpg
Any chance I can borrow your sweater?
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 7 Nov, 2023 11:44 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65456d33a15fada2de64d0d0/master/w_1160,c_limit/231113_a28212_874.jpg

"We're working our way across the universe, know anyone in the Alpha Centuri system that needs a little yard work?"
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 7 Nov, 2023 08:47 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65456d33a15fada2de64d0d0/master/w_1160,c_limit/231113_a28212_874.jpg
We really need to start curbing our trees...
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2023 12:00 pm
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65456d33a15fada2de64d0d0/master/w_1160,c_limit/231113_a28212_874.jpg
We collect carbon. Do you have any spare carbon?
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coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2023 12:13 pm
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65456d33a15fada2de64d0d0/master/w_1160,c_limit/231113_a28212_874.jpg
What is that thing by your feet? Can we have it?
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2023 08:08 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65456d33a15fada2de64d0d0/master/w_1160,c_limit/231113_a28212_874.jpg

"Have you ever asked yourself, where did I come from, why am I here, and where am I going after I leave this earth life? Elder Xylo, please bring a Book of Mormon!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2023 11:50 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/654e9b5172440a8d6f366ddb/master/w_600,c_limit/231120_a27549_875.jpg


bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2023 11:51 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/654e9b5172440a8d6f366ddb/master/w_600,c_limit/231120_a27549_875.jpg

"They don't like to check their laptops in baggage."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2023 11:54 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/654e9b5172440a8d6f366ddb/master/w_600,c_limit/231120_a27549_875.jpg

"They're graduates of Drake University Law, they're representing Duck Tape Inc in a consumer suit."
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