edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2021 01:58 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
Cruciferous. Not Crucifixionist.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2021 05:09 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
You fell, and no-one heard you. How does that make you feel?
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2021 10:24 am
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
Do you always feel disconnected from your roots?
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2021 01:14 pm
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
You really do have a good head on your shoulders but you must stop vegging out!
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2021 01:20 pm
@Ragman,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
"Shaken not stirred Moneypenny!

Do I get the part?"
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2021 01:37 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
People thinking you are a tree because you are big stresses you out. (Do you mind if I take a few florets for dinner?) I suggest you stand up and tell them you're getting steamed.
DrewDad
 
  4  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2021 04:07 pm
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
"Look on the bright side... at least it wasn't a fly in the teleporter!"
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2021 04:36 pm
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
"It's a no from the Super Friends. We're still waiting to hear back from the super foods."
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2021 04:37 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
People think you're a giant broccoli? With those vertical lines on your trunk? In my professional opinion they're crazy.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2021 11:20 pm
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
"Not sure you need a shrink.... Perhaps you should call a flower."
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2021 09:29 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
How does being forcibly displanted make you feel?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2021 09:30 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
You feel cut off from your roots?
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eurocelticyankee
 
  2  
Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2021 09:38 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg
In your nightmare when this Green Giant attacks you does he say anything?.
Yes he says https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m4mykKnGjw
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2021 10:13 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg

"Sure you're steamed. You're a freaking broccoli floret."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2021 10:15 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg

"You need to get your anger under control: every time you get steamed you end up smelling like a fart."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2021 10:19 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg

"Just try saying it along with me, " 'You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough And Doggone it, People Like You.'"

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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2021 10:24 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/619ebd9ced908c5c69759fc0/master/w_560,c_limit/211206_a25836_783.jpg

"Yeah, but our polls show four year old boys aren't in your voting demographic, aim for old folks and grainolas."
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coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2021 11:41 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/61aaa0920c1640ad4bee32da/master/w_560,c_limit/211213_a25356_784.jpg
roger
 
  2  
Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2021 01:27 am
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/61aaa0920c1640ad4bee32da/master/w_560,c_limit/211213_a25356_784.jpg

Pardon me, sir. Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2021 08:06 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/61aaa0920c1640ad4bee32da/master/w_560,c_limit/211213_a25356_784.jpg

"If you'd just read and stop fiddling with the pages, we'd both know who trying to kill Harry Potter, now wouldn't we?"
 

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