Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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"My quieter selves tell me you're just not the one."

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"I can't go. It seems I forgot my eye make-up."

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"This? It's my Covid Masque."

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@bobsal u1553115,

My id and super-ego are in conflict.

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@coluber2001,

My id says to have sex with you, my super-ego says to kill you, but my ego says I can do both.

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Max couldn't believe what he was seeing/hearing.
She was very sad but she was breaking up with him and had got a new boyfriend whose dick was this big.

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@bobsal u1553115,

"Having a Marcel Marceau moment?"

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If you start singing "Sweet Child O' Mime" I swear I will punch you.

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@bobsal u1553115,

”A mime in time saves nine."

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@Ragman,

"I’m speechless!"

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"You haven't said a word about my nose job!"

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"I'm sure you understand, but my lawyers, Marceau et Marceau, really don't want me saying anything to you about that."

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@coluber2001,

You fear that you’re being stalked?

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@coluber2001,

“Sooner or later this will all come to a head!”

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@hingehead,

Wow! I just got it. I’m a bit Slow on the uptake.

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@Ragman,

Your fear of an ax-murderer is not necessarily paranoia.

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@coluber2001,

"I'm not sure anger management will prevent you from getting steamed."

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@bobsal u1553115,

Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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