DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2020 07:42 am
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
"I can't believe they made you walk the plank!"
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2020 11:21 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
No. Your employees still won't fear you.
izzythepush
 
  2  
Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2020 12:44 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg

If you've given up the title of HRH and are no longer doing Royal duties, how come you're still a ******* duke?

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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2020 03:02 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
Once upon a time in the land of the USA there lived an evil King with incredibly small baby hands who forced all his subjects to keep their hands in their pockets.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2020 05:29 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
There used to be a king in the United States, but according to history, he was impeached two times. His name was Donald something or other. https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2020 02:44 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg

"Somehow I expected the Coronation Parade to be more exciting than this."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2020 02:47 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg

"Its hard to be a King without a country. At least there certainly wasn't much call for a King in the help wanted ads."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Sun 16 Feb, 2020 02:52 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg

"You have no idea how hard it is being Burger King. Are there enough sesame seeds on the bun? Are we going with two whoppers for six bucks or two junior whoppers for $4.50. Green milkshake for St Patric's Day or not! All stuff they never tell you about when you're Burger Crown Prince, let me tell you!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2020 12:39 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg


"I dunno ... I thought it was nice, 47 bathrooms on four floors, 70 bedrooms a nice throne room .... but there is one more around the corner - just 3 floors and 55 bedrooms, it does have a dungeon and drawbridge-man at the door, 24 hours."
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jespah
 
  3  
Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2020 12:42 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
I'm sorry, but there was a typo in the personal ad. It was supposed to say I'm into kinks.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2020 12:46 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg


"I think its a waste of a good costume, you don't even look a little like Donald Trump.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2020 03:20 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg

"Be honest with me: do I have small hands and a mushroom?"
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eurocelticyankee
 
  3  
Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2020 04:19 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
Oh cheer up Charles I'm sure the old bag will be gone soon.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2020 06:58 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg

"I don't know about you, Meagan but I'm starting to miss "the circus"."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Feb, 2020 01:54 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg

"What I really do miss is the 'Droit du seigneur', thats what."'
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