If you've given up the title of HRH and are no longer doing Royal duties, how come you're still a ******* duke?
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eurocelticyankee
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Fri 14 Feb, 2020 03:02 pm
Once upon a time in the land of the USA there lived an evil King with incredibly small baby hands who forced all his subjects to keep their hands in their pockets.
There used to be a king in the United States, but according to history, he was impeached two times. His name was Donald something or other.
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bobsal u1553115
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Sun 16 Feb, 2020 02:44 pm
"Somehow I expected the Coronation Parade to be more exciting than this."
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bobsal u1553115
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Sun 16 Feb, 2020 02:47 pm
"Its hard to be a King without a country. At least there certainly wasn't much call for a King in the help wanted ads."
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bobsal u1553115
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Sun 16 Feb, 2020 02:52 pm
"You have no idea how hard it is being Burger King. Are there enough sesame seeds on the bun? Are we going with two whoppers for six bucks or two junior whoppers for $4.50. Green milkshake for St Patric's Day or not! All stuff they never tell you about when you're Burger Crown Prince, let me tell you!"
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bobsal u1553115
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Tue 18 Feb, 2020 12:39 pm
"I dunno ... I thought it was nice, 47 bathrooms on four floors, 70 bedrooms a nice throne room .... but there is one more around the corner - just 3 floors and 55 bedrooms, it does have a dungeon and drawbridge-man at the door, 24 hours."
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jespah
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Tue 18 Feb, 2020 12:42 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
I'm sorry, but there was a typo in the personal ad. It was supposed to say I'm into kinks.
