bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Wed 5 Feb, 2020 02:18 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e34c221e915b200084c7d91/master/w_580,c_limit/200210_a23794_697.jpg

"Scurvy mutineer! Thar's only one cap'in on the Queen Anne Revenge car on the 8:00 #7 to Canarsey and that be me!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Thu 6 Feb, 2020 12:09 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e34c221e915b200084c7d91/master/w_580,c_limit/200210_a23794_697.jpg

"And I say the rats will 'ave yer liver before you make the stairs. That deck be mighty sticky."
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Thu 6 Feb, 2020 01:18 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e34c221e915b200084c7d91/master/w_580,c_limit/200210_a23794_697.jpg

"Well Senator Romney, how's you're voting with your conscience working out now?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Feb, 2020 09:11 am
https://i.imgur.com/6o6g7oR.jpg

"Same ****, new day."
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Ragman
 
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Reply Sat 8 Feb, 2020 09:23 am
@eurocelticyankee,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e34c221e915b200084c7d91/master/w_580,c_limit/200210_a23794_697.jpg
"Arrrh, those Capri pants are so Laura Petrie!”
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 8 Feb, 2020 09:56 am
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e34c221e915b200084c7d91/master/w_580,c_limit/200210_a23794_697.jpg

"That's nothing. This is Covent Garden station and the lift's knackered"

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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2020 08:10 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2020 08:12 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e191971d634eb000828f025/master/w_580,c_limit/200120_a23732_694.jpg

“I didn’t say I would help. I said I’d accompany you.”

Mark Paladini, Los Angeles, Calif.






SECOND PLACE

“This one’s about a man who wouldn’t buy a snowblower.”

William Coyle, Queens, N.Y.






THIRD PLACE

“It’s like you’re not even trying to shovel on beat.”

Jon Morgan, Glen Ridge, N.J.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2020 08:36 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg

Gee, Meagan, even being free of Grandmama is just another rut!"
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2020 10:05 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
Hold it. My undies are riding up.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2020 11:49 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
"How would I 'unkiss' you, Croakie?"
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2020 04:59 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
That's not what they mean by "king size".
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 12 Feb, 2020 08:43 am
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
It's about time you abdicate your Burger King crown you were coronated with on your 8th birthday?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 12 Feb, 2020 09:02 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
I think nobody cares your DNA result makes you royalty.
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oolongteasup
 
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Reply Wed 12 Feb, 2020 05:39 pm
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg

As kismet would have it, she was always half a pace behind and several streets ahead.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2020 10:02 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg

"Life was so much easier before I became Tile and Carpet King of Erie, Pennsylvania, let me tell you!"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2020 10:11 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
Let's get a burger. You'll feel better.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2020 11:02 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
It's lonely at the top.
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2020 03:32 am
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
Now all we need is the one-eyed jack and we can play cards.
Ragman
 
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Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2020 03:38 am
@Ragman,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e3ca91f91b0010008393021/master/w_580,c_limit/200217_a23684_698.jpg
I suppose we could walk to Queens if you insist.
 

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