George
 
  4  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 10:11 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
I'm sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives.
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 01:48 pm
@Ragman,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
"I hate to say it this way but I must ask if you have the bread?
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 02:05 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
I can't let you in. You aren't wearing pants.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 04:09 pm
@glitterbag,
I kind of wish it was a guy called 'Fred Slice'.
bobsal u1553115
 
  4  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 04:57 pm
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg

"I'm very sorry sir, but this is a gluten-free establishment."
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 05:04 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg

Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are wholegrain.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 06:01 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
When they said they were sending bread, I was thinking music.'
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 06:50 pm
@edgarblythe,
David Gatesgate
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 10:00 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
I bet you would be delicious, hot, with garlic and lots of butter.
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glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 10:11 pm
@Ragman,
Ragman wrote:


https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
"I hate to say it this way but I must ask if you have the bread?


Ouch...good one Ragman
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 10:12 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
You're hired. Report to the kitchen.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 11:17 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
I told the guy I wanted to get bred, not bread.
izzythepush
 
  3  
Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2020 01:55 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg

I'm sorry, you'll fill up the room and there'll be no room for the main course. **** off.
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2020 09:44 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg

"Where's the basket?"
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2020 10:59 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg

"How do I know? Well for one thing Bob Squarepants is a regular guest here, and he does wear pants."
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2020 11:01 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg

"I'm sorry, but I just have to ask: how DO you tie that bow tie with those ridiculously short little arms?"
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 23 Jan, 2020 11:03 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg

"Clip on tie? Clipped onto WHAT?"
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2020 06:40 am
@izzythepush,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg

“No shirt, no shoes, no service!“

tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2020 06:43 am
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
No gluten, no fiber? No service!



DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Fri 24 Jan, 2020 09:37 am
@tsarstepan,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
"The Best Man toast gets weirder every year."
 

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