bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2020 02:52 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e191971d634eb000828f025/master/w_580,c_limit/200120_a23732_694.jpg

"This is the song of the workin' man, who shovels 18 tons and what does he get ... beside a song on a rather large ukelele?"
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2020 12:11 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2020 11:22 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
Not with those shoes, mate.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2020 11:23 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
I'm sorry, we don't serve sandwiches here.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2020 11:53 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
"How many?" "A whole loaf."
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2020 11:55 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
My religion doesn't allow me to serve rye.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2020 11:56 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
Don't track jelly on the floor.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2020 04:38 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg

"I'm sorry but we're currently serving the best thing since you."
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2020 01:27 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
I'm so sorry Sir but we don't serve Kerrygold.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2020 01:35 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
Would you like to give the toast?
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2020 01:43 pm
@edgarblythe,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
"I understand that at one point you were the toast of the town but you still don’t have a reservation!”
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2020 09:12 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg
You've been banned, sir, apparently the last time you were here you fell 'butter side down'.
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glitterbag
 
  0  
Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2020 09:37 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e222cd04156f60008818d1e/master/w_580,c_limit/200127_a23733_695.jpg

"I'm sorry but we're currently serving the best thing since you."


good one Izzy, droll very droll
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 01:21 am
@glitterbag,
Thanks, I didn't know if it was a saying your side of the pond.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 01:36 am
@izzythepush,
Yessir, it's here....the saying was "its the best thing since sliced bread".
izzythepush
 
  0  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 01:45 am
@glitterbag,
Apparently it was because you got more slices to the loaf and it didn't cost any more.
glitterbag
 
  0  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 01:52 am
@izzythepush,
I wonder who came up with the idea to slice the bread via machines.
izzythepush
 
  0  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 01:59 am
@glitterbag,
Otto Rohwedder.
glitterbag
 
  0  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 02:06 am
@izzythepush,
Brilliant, I'm not sure I would even know where to look . Thank you izzy.
izzythepush
 
  0  
Reply Wed 22 Jan, 2020 02:14 am
@glitterbag,
I just googled sliced bread.
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