edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 01:25 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
My friend, Cyrano da Skeeto.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 01:35 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
Loves the blood red wine.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 01:52 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
We adopted him when he was very small.
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 03:03 pm
@Ragman,
...the candyman can.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 04:17 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
We met on eHarmony.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 04:20 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
Danny is an acupuncturist.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 04:22 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
Did I mention the punch is laced with LSD?
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 04:54 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
My fencing instructor.
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 06:12 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
Give him a chance he'll grow on you.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 08:54 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
And what do you say to a five foot six mosquito?
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Real Music
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 09:21 pm
@DrewDad,
Quote:
Person 4: Holy ****! A ghost!

I get it now. That's funny. I had to re-read my original post to get the joke.
I mistakenly put person 3 where I should have put person 1.
There wasn't supposed to be a person 3.
Or maybe person 3 really is a ghost.
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oolongteasup
 
  4  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 09:30 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg

The room was abuzz with chat about the piercing clarity of her work with deep vein anti-coagulants and thrombolytics.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 Feb, 2019 07:41 am
@oolongteasup,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
No, it's a Virgin Mary. Only the females drink blood.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 Feb, 2019 08:50 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
"Have you my my friend Skeeter, the phlebotomist?"
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Tue 26 Feb, 2019 08:51 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
"And Skeeter, here, is from Texas."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 Feb, 2019 08:56 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
"Have you met my lawyer?"
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 Feb, 2019 08:57 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
She says parasite is not her name, it's her occupation.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 Feb, 2019 09:00 am
@DrewDad,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
"Did you say Theranos?"
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George
 
  3  
Reply Tue 26 Feb, 2019 09:55 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
Tell them about the time you bit Jose Canseco.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 Feb, 2019 10:19 am
@George,
I don't get it.
 

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