edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2019 11:55 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c5cb660f36fcb4eed3ac35b/master/w_560,c_limit/190218_a22544.jpg
The stuff of dreams. And longer belts. And rolling off the island.
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Wed 20 Feb, 2019 05:00 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c5cb660f36fcb4eed3ac35b/master/w_560,c_limit/190218_a22544.jpg
So I told the genie:
Wish 1: tropical vacation
Wish 2: good looking brunette to share it with
Wish 3: candy to put up my nose
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Thu 21 Feb, 2019 03:14 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c5cb660f36fcb4eed3ac35b/master/w_560,c_limit/190218_a22544.jpg
We ought to live in a yellow submarine.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Fri 22 Feb, 2019 11:45 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c5cb660f36fcb4eed3ac35b/master/w_560,c_limit/190218_a22544.jpg
"Damned gaudy view."
"Blocks the sunset."
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2019 12:00 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c5cb660f36fcb4eed3ac35b/master/w_560,c_limit/190218_a22544.jpg
Mo didn't come back. It's got to be a trap.
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Real Music
 
  1  
Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2019 01:37 pm
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c5cb660f36fcb4eed3ac35b/master/w_560,c_limit/190218_a22544.jpg
Person 1: Do you see anything over there you like?
Person 2: Nah, not really. What about you?
Person 3: Me neither.
eurocelticyankee
 
  2  
Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2019 01:44 pm
@Real Music,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c5cb660f36fcb4eed3ac35b/master/w_560,c_limit/190218_a22544.jpg
Ahh ****!, it's Lent.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2019 04:25 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c5cb660f36fcb4eed3ac35b/master/w_560,c_limit/190218_a22544.jpg
Don't bother, they're all tofu-based.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2019 07:41 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c5cb660f36fcb4eed3ac35b/master/w_560,c_limit/190218_a22544.jpg
I'm going to go over there, bury my head between those two candy canes and eat until I reach china.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 09:03 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 09:23 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg

"Here's to us red-blooded Americans."
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 10:15 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
Thanks again, Monsanto.
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 10:27 am
@Real Music,
Real Music wrote:

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c5cb660f36fcb4eed3ac35b/master/w_560,c_limit/190218_a22544.jpg
Person 1: Do you see anything over there you like?
Person 2: Nah, not really. What about you?
Person 3: Me neither.

Person 4: Holy ****! A ghost!
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 10:28 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
"Can I get you another glass of the red?"
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 10:52 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg

"Long live the hosts!"
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 11:11 am
@Real Music,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c5cb660f36fcb4eed3ac35b/master/w_560,c_limit/190218_a22544.jpg
Sing along with me: “who can make the sunshine, sprinkle it with dew....”
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 12:06 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
Something tells us you're lying.
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 12:10 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
After the last time we've decided you're not allowed near the cocaine.
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 12:14 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
"So knock knock, he says, who's there says I. Amos is his reply."

In memory of a joke my late grandfather used to tell me every time, yes, every time, we visited.
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 Feb, 2019 12:58 pm
@izzythepush,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c701df2bb587108a2d4ba85/master/w_560,c_limit/190304_a22525_652.jpg
I just love these bloody marys.
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