coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2019 05:47 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg

Her total dependence on you may be causing her clinginess, Mr. Raymond.
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2019 06:54 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg

I think it's time to remove your neck brace.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2019 07:49 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg

I'm a doctor, dammit, not a marriage counselor!
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2019 09:51 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg

Now why do I keep thinking of Limp Bizkit?
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George
 
  3  
Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2019 08:30 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
Oddest rash I've ever seen.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2019 08:51 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
Sorry we had to resort to this. Are you going to give us your credit card information or not?
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2019 05:02 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
When you finish with the snake, flush it down the toilet.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2019 05:37 pm
@edgarblythe,
If you have a meat grinder, you can have snake meat for at least 12 months. https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Sat 9 Feb, 2019 12:02 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
Sorry. My pet snake is very protective.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Feb, 2019 10:28 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
If the snake lasts more than four hours, get emergency help right away.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Feb, 2019 03:59 pm
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg

Yeah, maybe one good turn deserves another, but you might back off a turn or two.
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Feb, 2019 05:07 pm
@edgarblythe,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
“I think we’re all feeling the squeeze these days!”
0 Replies
 
oolongteasup
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 Feb, 2019 07:34 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/HaRV0o3.jpg

The gown won't do, we need to go the full Monty for this next procedure.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Sat 9 Feb, 2019 11:08 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
“I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.”
― W. C. Fields
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sun 10 Feb, 2019 07:55 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg

Yes, mutualism is the most normal thing in the world, Mr. Dickinson.
0 Replies
 
George
 
  2  
Reply Sun 10 Feb, 2019 12:49 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
Oddest side effect of Viagra I've ever seen.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 10 Feb, 2019 02:06 pm
@George,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
I may not be an expert ... but no... this isn't a clear case of raw animal magnatism.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sun 10 Feb, 2019 10:34 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
I don't respond well to that type of flirting.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2019 06:40 am
@edgarblythe,
https://i.imgur.com/OqzAqTn.jpg
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2019 07:47 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
"You've come to the right place, Mr. Flaccid."
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