Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@Ragman,

As team physician, this is the worst squeeze play I've ever seen.

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And did you eat the apple?

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@George,

"Christ, you're gonna pass through it's asshole!"

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@DrewDad,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg

Well, yes, Mr. Peta. It is better than wearing a fur coat.

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You met it on a plane? No such thing as snakes on a plane.

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And this new snakeskin coat is PETA-approved.

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I'm writing you a prescription for a smaller snake.

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@edgarblythe,

"I think you've misunderstood the boa fashion trend."

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@DrewDad,

Security is fine, but I suggest that you give each other a little more space.

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@coluber2001,

According to the snake, you're violating his personal space.

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@tsarstepan,

"There are two sides to every conflict.... have you considered letting it just eat your legs?"

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Its separation anxiety peaks every time you leave the house.

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@edgarblythe,

Please curb your male privilege. The snake is a she not a he.

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Don't do any heavy lifting for the rest of the day, double up on fluids,
and leave the snake on for five hours.

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You named it Robin, the Boa Wonder?

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@edgarblythe,

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@edgarblythe,

"This is the worst case of worms I've ever seen."

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I find the snake 98% as effective as liposuction, and much cheaper.

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@edgarblythe,

He needs an octopus.

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@cicerone imposter,

If you asked me, I'd never recommend fad diets.

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