OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2019 07:36 am
@Ragman,
https://i.imgur.com/HaRV0o3.jpg
As team physician, this is the worst squeeze play I've ever seen.
0 Replies
 
George
 
  3  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2019 07:45 am
https://i.imgur.com/HaRV0o3.jpg
And did you eat the apple?
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2019 07:59 am
@George,
https://i.imgur.com/HaRV0o3.jpg

"Christ, you're gonna pass through it's asshole!"
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2019 09:08 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg

Well, yes, Mr. Peta. It is better than wearing a fur coat.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2019 02:19 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
You met it on a plane? No such thing as snakes on a plane.
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2019 03:39 pm
https://i.imgur.com/HaRV0o3.jpg
And this new snakeskin coat is PETA-approved.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  4  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2019 04:43 pm
https://i.imgur.com/HaRV0o3.jpg
I'm writing you a prescription for a smaller snake.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2019 07:41 am
@edgarblythe,
https://i.imgur.com/HaRV0o3.jpg
"I think you've misunderstood the boa fashion trend."
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2019 08:13 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg

Security is fine, but I suggest that you give each other a little more space.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2019 09:04 am
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
According to the snake, you're violating his personal space.
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2019 09:52 am
@tsarstepan,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
"There are two sides to every conflict.... have you considered letting it just eat your legs?"
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2019 10:54 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
Its separation anxiety peaks every time you leave the house.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2019 10:56 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
Please curb your male privilege. The snake is a she not a he.
0 Replies
 
George
 
  2  
Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2019 01:52 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
Don't do any heavy lifting for the rest of the day, double up on fluids,
and leave the snake on for five hours.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  4  
Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2019 03:30 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
You named it Robin, the Boa Wonder?
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2019 07:21 pm
@edgarblythe,
<groan>

<upvote>
0 Replies
 
izzythepush
 
  2  
Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2019 02:03 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg

"This is the worst case of worms I've ever seen."
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2019 07:48 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c546ccbab9f7233cde5a3b6/master/w_560,c_limit/190211_a22536_650.jpg
I find the snake 98% as effective as liposuction, and much cheaper.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2019 01:09 pm
@edgarblythe,
He needs an octopus.
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2019 01:32 pm
@cicerone imposter,
https://i.imgur.com/HaRV0o3.jpg
If you asked me, I'd never recommend fad diets.
 

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