@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:
Marina Abramović can go suck an egg!
Submitted the following suggestion to the New Yorker contest (an absurdist variation on my previous crass caption).
Marina Abramović can go suck an acorn.
Nevertheless, I don't have high hopes for this one making the top three finalists. Just throwing an improbable Hail Mary this week.