tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 07:05 am
@edgarblythe,

https://i.imgur.com/ZBLXZCO.jpg
We don't have enough time for a game of chess.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 08:38 am
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My neighbor Bill moved. That's why you can't find him at that address. Got paper? I can write the new one for you.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 10:52 am
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Take time off. You look like death warmed over.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 10:57 am
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I've got a chill, next to you. Would you mind moving to the other end?
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izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 11:13 am
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/ZBLXZCO.jpg
I'm more of a big band guy myself.
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 12:31 pm
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You aren't union. You can't work here.
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 12:45 pm
@edgarblythe,

https://i.imgur.com/ZBLXZCO.jpg
“You could say that we’re slightly out on a limb!”
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 12:48 pm
@edgarblythe,

https://i.imgur.com/ZBLXZCO.jpg
You are on a crash diet, huh?!”
najmelliw
 
  2  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 01:38 pm
@Ragman,
https://i.imgur.com/ZBLXZCO.jpg
"So they really DO work you to the bone here...
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 03:35 pm
@najmelliw,
https://i.imgur.com/ZBLXZCO.jpg
What happened to the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building? Expired like you?
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 04:47 pm
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I've got salmon mousse for lunch, why do you ask?
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2018 04:48 pm
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Seriously Frank, halloween is weeks away AND that costume is not hi-viz.
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George
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2018 07:08 am
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Gluten is gonna get me? Really? Gluten?
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Ragman
 
  3  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2018 12:46 pm
@tsarstepan,

https://i.imgur.com/ZBLXZCO.jpg
"Really into Goth, huh?!
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2018 12:56 pm
@Ragman,
https://i.imgur.com/ZBLXZCO.jpg
We don't take kindly to your kind.
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hingehead
 
  6  
Reply Wed 17 Oct, 2018 12:01 am
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Hey new guy - you seen Bob? He was here a minute ago.
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Wed 17 Oct, 2018 06:10 am
@hingehead,
https://i.imgur.com/ZBLXZCO.jpg
Only union reapers can claim our souls. S'in our contract.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Wed 17 Oct, 2018 06:19 am
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Say, we could go on the town tonight. I bet you are a chick magnet.
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eurocelticyankee
 
  2  
Reply Fri 19 Oct, 2018 09:16 am
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Here lad, you look like you need these more than I do.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Oct, 2018 02:05 pm
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Do I have a funeral plan? What business is it of yours?
 

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