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Caption The Cartoon Part Deux
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edgarblythe
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 07:04 am
I wonder what happens if you offer it a treat?
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edgarblythe
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 07:26 am
The Earthling has more intelligence than anything we have encountered in all our travels.
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tsarstepan
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 07:48 am
@edgarblythe,
Who is this Timmy and what is a well?
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DrewDad
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 08:28 am
@tsarstepan,
"Who's a good sample? Who's a good sample?"
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OnTheFritz
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 09:11 am
@DrewDad,
Doesn't he kind of remind you of the Plutonians from Woof in Canis Middling?
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jespah
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 10:34 am
@OnTheFritz,
If my translator is correct, he's saying they'll agree to be conquered and offer as tribute a billion things called 'cats'.
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DrewDad
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 12:00 pm
@jespah,
"It is offering the Earth in exchange for something called 'kibble.'"
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George
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 01:08 pm
Are you Sirius?
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tsarstepan
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 01:29 pm
@George,
George wrote:
Are you Sirius?
sigh!
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hingehead
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 05:29 pm
@tsarstepan,
It's your turn, I walked him last parsec.
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hingehead
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 05:31 pm
I hope Spot's got my coordinates.
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jespah
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 05:39 pm
@hingehead,
Zork, you idiot! You left the poop bags on Neptune. Or maybe it was Uranus.
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Roberta
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Mon 8 Jan, 2018 10:28 pm
@jespah,
Quote:
Stanley, you've been away from Earth for too long. He's not a native of one of Saturn's moon. He's a dog!! Musta snuck on with the chickens.
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izzythepush
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Tue 9 Jan, 2018 02:02 am
@jespah,
"The raid was successful, we've captured the smartest creature in the Whitehouse."
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DrewDad
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Tue 9 Jan, 2018 07:51 am
@izzythepush,
"He's demanding to sniff Uranus."
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DrewDad
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Tue 9 Jan, 2018 07:52 am
@DrewDad,
OK, I just submitted that one.... not that it'll ever make it to print.
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DrewDad
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Tue 9 Jan, 2018 07:54 am
@DrewDad,
"You mean pants is a verb AND a noun?"
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edgarblythe
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Tue 9 Jan, 2018 08:57 am
Tread carefully around him. His sensory perceptions rate us as smelling like chicken.
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edgarblythe
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Tue 9 Jan, 2018 12:00 pm
I like it when he thrusts himself against my leg like he does. I wonder what that's a symbol for?
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hingehead
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Tue 9 Jan, 2018 07:22 pm
We think your case for reinstating the ninth planet is a little 'emotional'.
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