Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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Yeah? Well, YOU tell him he's extinct.

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My parents were right, this mixed marriage is never going to last.

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@firefly,

I may have invented the foot fetish.

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It's his idea of an engagement ring.

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I think we are witnessing the birth of sexual harassment.

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@firefly,

Ball and chain? Metaphor too on the nose.

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@tsarstepan,

I should have known better than to buy Gor that Do-It-Yourself Alligator Shoe kit.

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They've given me home detention, but I have to wear an ankle bracelet.

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@hingehead,

The pet store told me that he's a bit clingy!"

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@Ragman,

I think he's still teething."

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@Ragman,

"Still better than Odysseus"

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@OnTheFritz,

That's the last time I buy a pet on E-Cave!"

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I think we can take this one off the "animals to be domesticated" list.

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@George,

He's a devoted pet, but he's cold-blooded and doesn't really understand how to show love. He means well. I think.

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@Roberta,

Yep. He ain't a herbivore.

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Well I'm not posting him to 'Beautiful Animals' now, Boida!

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At least he's not a crotch sniffer.

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@hingehead,

hey, hinge. I think this is an eye-of-the-beholder kind of thing.

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@George,

"The police said it is now what has replaced house arrest!"

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@Ragman,

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