cicerone imposter
 
  2  
Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2017 10:34 pm
@edgarblythe,
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
Can you hang onto this for a minute? I want to check your pulse.
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firefly
 
  5  
Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2017 07:31 am
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg

Your endoscope report--better knock off the spicy food.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Sun 16 Apr, 2017 07:37 am
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg

I always start my chronic flatulence cases like this.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 06:52 am
@hingehead,
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
"All of your tests are positive...."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 06:54 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 07:56 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg
What's this credibility you're going on about?
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tsarstepan
 
  3  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 07:57 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg
Hipsters are ruining EVERYTHING!
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 08:16 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg
He's gone daft since the parrot died.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 08:20 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg
He's gone soft since he captured Mrs Slocum's pussy.
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George
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 08:31 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg
He wants a whale to match his cat.
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izzythepush
 
  3  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 10:17 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg

Moggie Dick
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 10:28 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg

"How long before Donald Trump will be wanting his barnet back?"
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 10:39 am
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg

Moggie Dick

A little Moggy context for us nonBrit speakers. Very Happy
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 10:41 am
@izzythepush,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg
"'E grabbed that Dick by the pussy!"
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 10:43 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg
"And 'ere I thought 'is service animal was a scurvy dog."
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 03:49 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg

C'mon Ahab, it has to be our turn by now!
Krumple
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Apr, 2017 04:40 pm
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg

"He has completely lost it, hes calling the cat, Captain Whiskers and allowing it to decide where we go."
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George
 
  4  
Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2017 08:00 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg
He calls it "Ishmael".
Krumple
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2017 08:24 pm
@George,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg
"When did Lincoln get a cat?"

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oolongteasup
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2017 11:03 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/170424_contest-690.jpg

All that hokey-pokey and not a scratch on it.

 

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