jespah
 
  2  
Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2017 12:12 pm
@panzade,
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
Diagnosis: hemorrhoids.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2017 12:28 pm
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
I am burning your medical record to avoid public panic.
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tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2017 12:50 pm
@panzade,
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
Federal and state laws mandate that you are legally compelled to inform all of your past sexual partners of this diagnosis.
OnTheFritz
 
  3  
Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2017 03:52 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
Mr. Kent, your psychiatrist referred you to me because he says, and I quote, "his Superman delusion might be the result of a physical problem and...HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!
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hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2017 04:30 pm
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
Have you had this in your pants Mr Trump?
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2017 04:58 pm
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
We'll just keep this between ourselves.
ossobucotemp
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2017 05:46 pm
@tsarstepan,
tangent - This reminds me of a story, but never mind..
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ossobucotemp
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2017 05:47 pm
@hingehead,
You've changed your gluewig!
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Krumple
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2017 10:37 pm
@edgarblythe,

https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
"If it catches fire, it would be a bad sign. Uh..."
panzade
 
  2  
Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2017 03:48 pm
From my judging desk...
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/571/ZETadV.jpg
No I don't know what happened to your computer mouse.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2017 03:58 pm
@Krumple,
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
The passion is so hot, it even burned this paper.
ossobucotemp
 
  2  
Reply Fri 14 Apr, 2017 04:57 pm
@panzade,
OK, that's good..
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2017 10:30 am
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg

Your untreated inflammation progressed to a conflagration.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2017 10:31 am
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg

It's heartburn all right.
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2017 10:42 am
@cicerone imposter,

https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
"Well, Mr. Kent, I could use an a new X-ray machine!"
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2017 10:47 am
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg

You're certainly running a high temperature
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2017 10:50 am
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg

You haven't really stopped smoking, have you?
Krumple
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2017 07:47 pm
@firefly,

https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg

It's annoying when a doctor thinks gimmicky magic tricks are effective at reducing the impact of bad news."
Krumple
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2017 07:53 pm
@Krumple,


https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg

"I'm sorry to inform you that you only have ten months left to live but check out this new magic trick I've been working on!"
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Sat 15 Apr, 2017 07:54 pm
https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7981/BV19hA.jpg
Your ACA policy. How are you fixed for life insurance?
 

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