panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 12:21 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
roger
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 12:44 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg

Great! He invented a wheel and it won't fit through the door.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 04:36 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
His "Ode to Cheerios."
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 04:37 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
He hopes to sell it to Sesame Street.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 04:38 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
It's called "Trump's Mouth."
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 04:46 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
He believes art should have zero commercial value to be viable.
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 05:16 am
@edgarblythe,
This works with my accent, don't know about yours.
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg

"Of course you can borrow our 'ose, 'es nearly finished wiv it."
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 05:47 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
He's pitching his prototype to Dominique Ansel next week.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 05:51 am
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

This works with my accent, don't know about yours.
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg

"Of course you can borrow our 'ose, 'es nearly finished wiv it."

Got it. (I have watched My Fair Lady more than once. Smile )
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 05:55 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
Oh Betsy, Dave told me this morning he is going to give me the big O tonight!
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 06:03 am
@tsarstepan,
http://i63.tinypic.com/55nebq.jpg
Vote Here
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 06:43 am
@tsarstepan,
Those are good....
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 06:45 am
@jespah,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
"Actually, I said, 'what's the big deal,' but it keeps him out of my hair."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 06:46 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
"On the bright side, he's wearing pants!"
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izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 07:11 am
@edgarblythe,
By George! I think you've got it.
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George
 
  2  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 07:34 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
His patent application was turned down.
izzythepush
 
  2  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 07:38 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
"For seem reason or other I just can't stop singing, 'OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.'"
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DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 07:55 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
"I'm looking forward to being able to use our fireplace, soon."
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 07:57 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
"I said 'get a job or take a flying **** at a rolling donut....'"
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 09:26 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160919_contest-690.jpg
"He claims he's building a time portal."
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