edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 5 Sep, 2016 01:43 pm
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So you want to "Uber" when you grow up.
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George
 
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Reply Mon 5 Sep, 2016 03:07 pm
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And what makes you think you're so smart?
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 5 Sep, 2016 03:26 pm
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg
So, why do you feel inferior?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 6 Sep, 2016 07:31 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg
"OK, you're ugly, too."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Sep, 2016 07:32 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg
"You're not lazy enough to be a motorcycle; you're not two tired."
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Sep, 2016 07:27 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg
Of coarse you're better than a motorcycle.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 6 Sep, 2016 09:28 pm
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I'm sure one day you'll find a roller skate who loves you for who you are.
oolongteasup
 
  2  
Reply Tue 6 Sep, 2016 10:35 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg

We're talking about how hard your life on the street is, not how short my skirt is, it has nothing to do with my breasts.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2016 11:58 am
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg
"You're obviously under compensating... Are you free for drinks on Tuesday?"
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2016 12:39 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg
Can you tell me again, why you think Elon Musk is your father?
roger
 
  2  
Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2016 03:03 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg

Of course I'm not! Who ever heard of a toaster with wheels?
cicerone imposter
 
  2  
Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2016 03:15 pm
@roger,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg
For the last time, you're not handsome enough!
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2016 03:24 pm
@DrewDad,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg
" It never worked for Jerry Van Dyke, so why do you think it'll work for you now?"
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ossobucotemp
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Sep, 2016 03:26 pm
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Can you get it up?
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2016 06:38 am
@ossobucotemp,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg
"Tell me about the terrible feeling of emptiness, after the clowns get out."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2016 06:39 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg
"And how does it feel, to be Donald Trump's car?"
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2016 07:37 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160912_contest-690.jpg
"And how does it feel, to be Donald Trump's car?"

Nope. Too small, too modest, no signs of being completely gold everything. Not flamboyant, luxuriant, and huuuuuge enough to be a Trump vehicle.

Though to be fair, you can see the hate and vitriol in the eyes of the car. Could possibly be a Trump voter if it's a polluting diesel engine with a MPG of less than 10 miles per gallon.
George
 
  3  
Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2016 07:44 am
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Don't feel conflicted, it's perfectly OK for you to use Bing.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2016 09:53 am
@tsarstepan,
It was a follow-on to the clown car joke....
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George
 
  2  
Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2016 01:51 pm
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I notice you have "Google" tattooed on your ass. So do I!
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