Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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How many chances do I get?

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Are you sure this is a standard test for a drivers license renewal?

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When you put the ad in the paper for that Clairvoyance Course, you could have mentioned what the Final Exam would be like.

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@Blickers,

"Why yes, now that you've provided the proper motivation, I CAN see a giant 'E'!"

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Trifocals it is, then.

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http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/160822_contest-690.jpg

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@panzade,

"Jared gave us a bad name."

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My name is Charlie . . .

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@George,

"I suggest that you avoid 'third-rail surprise.'"

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We're working hard to be known for more than just being easy to get to.

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Welcome to our 'low tippers' section.

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@hingehead,

"Just passing through?"

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@edgarblythe,

I missed this past week of Caption the Cartoon, a biting sting since I'm a several decades longtime trifocal wearer/nightblind person. Even my ophtho told me that many/most people have trouble wearing them. On the other hand, seeing all the responses at once is funny and invigorating.

Back to the station.. of no return.

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@panzade,

If you don't hurry and order, your train will arrive in 10 minutes.

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Drinks are five tokens. Sandwiches seven.

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@ossobucotemp,

ossobucotemp wrote:

I missed this past week of Caption the Cartoon, a biting sting since I'm a several decades longtime trifocal wearer/nightblind person. Even my ophtho told me that many/most people have trouble wearing them. On the other hand, seeing all the responses at once is funny and invigorating.

Back to the station.. of no return.

I have known more than a few persons to leave the optometrist's office with bi or tri focals, only to exchange them for the other kind, within a day or two. I always thought they did not give them a chance before giving up. I have bifocals. Regardless, I never post a joke on a2k in a spirit meant to be hurtful.

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@edgarblythe,

mmm, I know you don't do that, and I like the Caption the Cartoon thing, especially including your comment. The sting I wrote about was that I'm sorry I didn't see the cartoon until today, as I enjoyed it so much.

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Tonight's special is turnstile tacos.

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@panzade,

"Our best-known vintage is Eau de Wino!"

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@firefly,

Tonight's special is items from the lost and found.

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