Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@hingehead,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/160808_contest-690.jpg

"Does this island make my bass look big?"

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http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/218a8883-cf1d-42a2-b853-5717630b653e_zpslpkka7x4.jpg

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All right, I will take both contacts and designer glasses.

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@edgarblythe,

had me a good chuckle there...sport.

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@panzade,

"I don't do well under pressure!"

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Put a muffler on the gun. I detest loud noises.

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If I could lure him to step up closer, I could grab him by the -

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Hey, thanks! My hiccups are gone!

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It's almost like you want me to fail.

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Okay, okay, I admit I'm not really a clairvoyant.

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@panzade,

Is it too late to opt out of the CIA healthcare insurance plan?

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@tsarstepan,

"EMRSTVXLAWPDCKSRZKYIBJCKAIWOISOIJDIORU..."

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@DrewDad,

"I knew I shouldn't have come to a place named Eye-SIS."

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It's no use. I still see Pokemons everywhere.

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@panzade,

I guess I do need those designer frames.

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@parados,

"I swear I'm not seeing your wife!"

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@DrewDad,

"Ophthalmologist! You're an ophthalmologist!"

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While I commend your commitment to our ambitious sales targets, I have to remind you that I'm your boss, not a customer.

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You used to work for the postal service? No way!

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Didn't I mention it? My X-ray vision only works when there isn't gun pointed at my head.

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