firefly
 
  2  
Reply Sun 14 Dec, 2014 09:08 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/15/p465/141215_contest_p465.jpg

My adult son still hasn't resolved his Oedipus complex.
George
 
  4  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 07:54 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/15/p465/141215_contest_p465.jpg
Keep shooting -- it's all billable.
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 08:17 am
@George,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/15/p465/141215_contest_p465.jpg

I'm no longer alone, copper. My hostage now has fully blown Stockholm Syndrome.
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Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 08:20 am
@firefly,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/15/p465/141215_contest_p465.jpg

If the helicopter isn't here in ten minutes, I shall remove Miss Frogmorton's wellies and start the tickling.
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panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 09:42 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 09:45 am
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
The doctor will be with you shortly. We share this office on Thursdays.

Great imagination eb!
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Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 10:21 am
@panzade,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

Firstly, I would like to thank my wife, for lying back and thinking of England.....
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 10:35 am
@panzade,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

One two....one....two...testing.
OK, for all of you listening in, we are now going to begin with some foreplay...
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George
 
  4  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 10:40 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
I don't want to debate the issue, Frank.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 10:46 am
@panzade,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

When you said rehearse your speech, I just thought you would bring some notes to bed.
0 Replies
 
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 10:48 am
@panzade,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

It's the neighbours shouting, darling. They say that your intro needs more oomph and there should be a sales related joke built in to your conclusion.
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parados
 
  4  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 11:41 am
@panzade,

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg


I'm practicing envisioning my audience naked.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 01:02 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
How does it feel being married to Newt Gingrich?
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 01:52 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

Why can't you beg like other men, Ralph?
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 01:55 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
No need for congressional impersonations - just admit your impotent.
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 01:56 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
That's not what I meant by 'sexual congress'.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 01:56 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
Cut the crap and show me your willy.
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 01:58 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
Margaret, you've dragged the covers to your side again!
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Frank Apisa
 
  4  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 02:00 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

That is not what I meant when I said I wanted oral sex!
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Dec, 2014 02:02 pm
@Frank Apisa,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

So you're telling me that you can only raise it if we re-enact that scene from Police Academy?
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