edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 09:20 pm
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Give a shot at charming. Make the jury love you.
George
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2016 06:12 am
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"Just doing my job" ain't gonna cut it.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2016 06:49 am
@George,
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"Is there any chance you didn't kill the victim?"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2016 08:18 am
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I am going to try to convince them you were doubling as the ghost of Christmas Past that day.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2016 12:39 pm
@edgarblythe,
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Is it too late to ask you where you went to law school?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2016 12:52 pm
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Who's your daddy?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2016 04:25 pm
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This witness is killing us - can you rearrange your list?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2016 04:26 pm
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It's not relevant, but - how do your knuckles hold on to a scythe without muscle and ligament?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2016 04:30 pm
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Why is your signed statement all in upper case?
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2016 04:32 pm
@hingehead,
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You think people hate you? Pffft! Try being a lawyer!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2016 10:57 pm
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I think the rats and snakes falling out of your cowl when you speak is hurting us with the jury.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2016 11:17 pm
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Anybody told you you bear an uncanny resemblance to Ted Cruz?
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2016 12:39 am
@edgarblythe,

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You're sure you heard her say she didn't eat the salmon mousse?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2016 07:31 am
@chai2,
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"You're polling better than Kasich."
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2016 07:32 am
@DrewDad,
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"I got it postponed until you're done with the Republican party."
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2016 09:23 am
@DrewDad,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

So, your first name is Robin, and you live in a place called.....Sherwood Forest?








bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 06:05 am
@Lordyaswas,
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"Don't you have a cowl in a gray pinstripe or maybe some warm colors?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 06:08 am
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"Now when I ask you to point him out for the jury, please do not use your scythe."
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 06:11 am
@bobsal u1553115,
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Remind me of your attorney fee structure again?
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 06:17 am
@tsarstepan,
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"I need to warn you our consultants report says the jury will not be very sympathetic to you so don't do any "reaping" in the courtroom during the trial."
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