edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 08:47 am
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I may call Peter Griffith. Is he a good witness?
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 08:48 am
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Well, you are a ray of sunshine.
George
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 09:02 am
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Our key witness didn't show up. You know anything about that?
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 09:10 am
@panzade,
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I'm afraid you're looking at a death sentence.


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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 09:12 am
@panzade,
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We've got to win over the jury. Was there any time, for instance, that you were a happy or carefree reaper?
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Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 09:29 am
@edgarblythe,

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"Sorry, but you' ll just have to wait 'til the US President is elected?"
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parados
 
  3  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 10:34 am
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When the prosecutor asks for the death penalty, I want you to object.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 10:47 am
@edgarblythe,
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"Fear not. We've stacked the jury with fans of Blue Oyster Cult."
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 10:48 am
@DrewDad,
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"Try not to look so grim."
DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 10:50 am
@DrewDad,
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"Do you have anything other than a hoodie?"
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 10:51 am
@DrewDad,
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"Next time, wear pants."
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 10:56 am
@edgarblythe,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg
"Those empty suits will love you!"
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 12:52 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

"I'm perfectly able to prosecute a capital case, thank-you!"
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 12:55 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

"I'm your Attorney, so for goodness sakes: please be honest with me this once - does this expanda file make my ass look big?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 12:59 pm
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"Not today, Bucko, my file on you is much bigger than your file on me!"
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 02:35 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg
I'm not sure an April fool's gambit was wise.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 02:39 pm
@panzade,
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Bad news. All the jury prefer taxes.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 02:52 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg
And you can't think of any reason the judge would be so hostile?
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 02:53 pm
@panzade,
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I'm going to ask the judge to recuse himself.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2016 02:59 pm
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Golly, my first day as a court-applinted lawyer - is there anything I need to know?
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