firefly
 
  2  
Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2016 06:43 pm
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My left hook is my best shot.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2016 06:45 pm
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If you get me some booze I can get punch drunk.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2016 06:51 pm
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Capital punishment had so much more drama--those were the good old days.
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2016 07:03 pm
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Tilt!
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2016 07:05 pm
@ossobuco,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg

"Its all in the follow through."
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2016 08:33 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg

The poor man's guillotine
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McGentrix
 
  5  
Reply Fri 15 Jan, 2016 09:49 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

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"No one expects the Polish Inquisition!"
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firefly
 
  3  
Reply Sat 16 Jan, 2016 10:32 am
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We're on an austerity budget.
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panzade
 
  1  
Reply Sun 17 Jan, 2016 03:38 pm
winners...
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/151214_contest-690.jpg
First Place
"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."

Second Place
"If I knew Larry, it's hollow inside."

Third Place
"Costco."
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Sun 17 Jan, 2016 03:46 pm
@George,

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"Barry Manilow is next!"
cicerone imposter
 
  2  
Reply Sun 17 Jan, 2016 04:09 pm
@Ragman,
Followed by Ragman.
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Sun 17 Jan, 2016 04:41 pm
@cicerone imposter,
sniff
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Sun 17 Jan, 2016 04:47 pm
@Ragman,
Don't worry. I made sure that glove is filled with cotton.
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panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 Jan, 2016 12:36 am
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 Jan, 2016 01:29 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160125_contest-690.jpg


How the hell do you switch the thing off?
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Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 Jan, 2016 01:32 am
@panzade,
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It's times like this that I hate working for Mr Gulliver.
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Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Mon 18 Jan, 2016 01:33 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160125_contest-690.jpg

I found Frank.
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 Jan, 2016 01:35 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160125_contest-690.jpg

My New Year diet limits me to one hot dog per day.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 Jan, 2016 05:24 am
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My contribution to the company picnic.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 Jan, 2016 05:25 am
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I've got to go to the restroom.
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