Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/160118_contest-690.jpg

"I warned him, if he did gangnam style just one more time...."

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For the recidivists we have a nut-kicking machine out the back.

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Oh, same old same-old. How about you?

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@George,

"Damned court and their "cruel and inhumane" bosh ... this used to be a job with dignity!"

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It's the PC version of a guillotine--less cutting but still packs a punch.

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@firefly,

He's been sentenced to ten Sonny Listons, which is slightly less than five Joe Fraziers but harsher than two Mike Tysons.

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@Lordyaswas,

Oh damn, that's funny!

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He has a hipster beard.

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@hingehead,

"Hey! I don't write the rules!"

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He's the Court Jester.

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@George,

"This is cutting edge technology and aversion therapy is such a new discipline that eggs will be broken. But we are learning so many new things each day! In the meantime could you please call 911?"

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@bobsal u1553115,

"He's part of the 'War on Boxing Day.'"

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@DrewDad,

"With four different glove settings, the new Craftmatic bed can give you the depth of sleep your body needs!"

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Just keeping in practice till the blade comes back from the sharpener.

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@George,

"Just a little hobby of mine."

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@bobsal u1553115,

"I will continue until his morale improves."

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@firefly,

"How long do we do this? Until he doesn't blink!"

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He's on death row, but he's got an appeal in.

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@hingehead,

"It was either this or chaperon his kids at Chucky Cheese."

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Tangent -- DD is possibly my favorite New Yorker cartoonist, or at least one of the favs, not that I dislike any of them, including the more "filmy" ones, which I like for different reasons. Drew Dernavich is his name. Strong drawings. http://www.drewdernavich.com/about/

Oh, I like his friend Matthew Diffee too. Of course.

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