vonny
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 01:48 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg

Can you call me back another time? I'm on the verge of finding out the meaning of life.
rcleary171
 
  3  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 02:16 pm
@vonny,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg

Our new security firm made the recommendation.
This isn’t the White House you know.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 05:07 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg

Welcome to cow heaven.
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hingehead
 
  8  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 05:08 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg
It's for the agnostics - no sitting on the fence.
hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 05:12 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg
We updated security when Islamic heaven moved in down the street.
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ossobuco
 
  2  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 05:16 pm
@panzade,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg

We're trying to keep the marshmallows at a max of four feet.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 05:29 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg
Sure they can walk through the bars. The wire's a fly zapper.
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 05:51 pm
@vonny,
vonny wrote:


What do you mean Heaven? This is a deleted scene from Yellow Submarine.
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hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 07:36 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg
We've already prepared for your arrival Mr Cheney.
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glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 08:49 pm
@vonny,
vonny wrote:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

Let me recap - the problem is that he was unable to parse 'flying by the seat of one's pants', so he glued himself to a chair and is waiting for inspiration?


Vonny, good one!
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glitterbag
 
  2  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 08:52 pm
@firefly,
firefly wrote:

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

What are you trying to do, embarrass me to death?

Oh snap
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Butrflynet
 
  3  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 09:20 pm
@edgarblythe,

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg
Isn't it a little early for putting up Christmas lights?
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hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 09:37 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg
Lose the crucifix you insensitive bastard.
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vonny
 
  2  
Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2014 05:07 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg

Heavenly hair transplants is the name - heavenly hair transplants is the game. Shall I book you in now sir?
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panzade
 
  4  
Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2014 01:43 pm
winners...
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/11/10/p323/141110_contest_p323.jpg
First Place
"We're tabling the motion."

Second Place
"We'll really miss you."

Third Place
"Honestly, I'm not sure you're partner material."
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tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2014 01:51 pm
@panzade,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg
The fence is to keep residents from fleeing not others breaking in.
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firefly
 
  4  
Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2014 01:55 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg

Welcome to Limbo, we're a detention facility.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2014 02:04 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg

Your earthly trials are over, Mr. Madoff, your eternal trials will now begin.
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firefly
 
  5  
Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2014 02:08 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg

Do these look like the Pearly Gates to you?
tsarstepan
 
  4  
Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2014 02:12 pm
@firefly,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg
Heaven is a gated community.
 

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