Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2014 11:16 pm
@panzade,

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg
"Don't you think I didn't notice that your wristwatch is a Bull-lov-a!"
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2014 11:23 pm
@Ragman,


http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

If Len only gives a S-E-V-E-N this time, I swear I shall go on the rampage.
Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2014 11:25 pm
@Lordyaswas,

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

Since I swept you off your feet in Pamplona, I've thought of no-one else, darling.

Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2014 11:34 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

So, what do you want to do later? Back to my place for a nice romantic graze, followed by a quick bellow?
0 Replies
 
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2014 11:36 pm
@Ragman,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

Sorry, but that's bullshit.

It wipes right off with a damp cloth.
0 Replies
 
oolongteasup
 
  4  
Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2014 01:37 am
@panzade,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

When I unravel your bolero you paso doble.
izzythepush
 
  2  
Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2014 04:13 am
@oolongteasup,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

"If you expect me to go all the way you're going to have to buy me a kebab."
0 Replies
 
George
 
  5  
Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2014 07:12 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg
This the last time I'll sign up for a bullfight in San Francisco.
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2014 07:21 am
@panzade,

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg
"You're an Atheist, huh?"
rcleary171
 
  3  
Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2014 07:35 am
@Ragman,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

We can't keep this secret from Antonio much longer.
OnTheFritz
 
  3  
Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2014 08:34 am
@rcleary171,

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg
We have to stop meeting like this.
0 Replies
 
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2014 09:53 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

I told you that becoming a Vegan would change your life.
jespah
 
  3  
Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 03:58 am
@firefly,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

Our case has gone all the way to the Supreme Court. If we can get Alito to rule on our side, we'll be able to get married in the spring.
0 Replies
 
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 04:00 am
@firefly,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

Don't tell anyone, but I'm going commando.
0 Replies
 
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 04:08 am
@firefly,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg

Is that a chorizo in your pocket, or a really tiny pizzle?

0 Replies
 
George
 
  2  
Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2014 08:04 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/01/p465/141201_contest_p465.jpg
This is your last tango in Seville, Mano.
0 Replies
 
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 01:26 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg
jespah
 
  7  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 01:31 pm
@panzade,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg
It keeps the angels from roosting.
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 01:44 pm
@jespah,
You're a clever one Jes.
0 Replies
 
panzade
 
  2  
Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2014 01:46 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/08/p465/141208_contest_p465.jpg
0000000It's how we keep the atheists from escaping.
 

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