George
 
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Reply Thu 22 Oct, 2015 07:13 am
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The score is SqueeGees 4, Execs 2. Next category: "Famous Landmarks".
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 22 Oct, 2015 02:25 pm
@George,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg
"We're on a winning streak."
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 22 Oct, 2015 08:33 pm
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And our next X Factor audition is something 'out of the box'.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Thu 22 Oct, 2015 08:35 pm
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<ssst!> Janice, the reps of this union don't like the phrase 'no strings attached'.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2015 08:14 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg
"They're asking about our corporation's glass ceiling."
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2015 08:22 am
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg
"They're on a mission from God."
hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2015 03:04 pm
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I told you I have friends in high places.
najmelliw
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2015 03:31 pm
@hingehead,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg

It was only after seeing the window washers for the third consecutive day in a row at the boardroom meetings that Daisy, the VP Finance, noticed the bizarre fact they were all wearing the exact same shades.
najmelliw
 
  2  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2015 03:34 pm
@najmelliw,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg

Alright, Dwight, James and Lloyd have been given a time out already. Are you going to be next, Jim?
najmelliw
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2015 03:40 pm
@najmelliw,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg

The Jackson window washer crew didn't much care for the way their company scheduled their performance reviews these days.
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ossobuco
 
  2  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2015 03:43 pm
@najmelliw,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg

They're waiting for us to leave so they can wash away the view.
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glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2015 11:21 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

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"They're on a mission from God."


Were you thinking 'Blues Brothers'. I know I was.
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2015 11:35 pm
@glitterbag,
Right from the beginning, finding it hard to reference until I thought of God.

(Don't expect me to ever write a sentence like that again.)
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sat 24 Oct, 2015 11:13 am
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We should invite even more public interest.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sat 24 Oct, 2015 11:17 am
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We've got to find the source of our confidential leaks.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sat 24 Oct, 2015 11:21 am
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Does privacy exist anymore?
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 25 Oct, 2015 11:03 am
winners....
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/150928_contest-690.jpg
First Place
"Does he know why we invited him to the barbecue?"

Second Place
"You were right—I guess it is a water buffalo."

Third Place
"Ugh. New money."
panzade
 
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Reply Mon 26 Oct, 2015 01:44 am
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 26 Oct, 2015 02:20 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/151102_contest-690.jpg

Damn. A beater, I was meant to ask for a beater.
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hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Mon 26 Oct, 2015 02:21 am
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She said I can't do anything right. Boy will she be sorry when I'm gone!
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