DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Wed 14 Oct, 2015 06:58 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151019_contest-690.jpg
"Because we're sick of your obsession with our balls, Brady!"
George
 
  5  
Reply Wed 14 Oct, 2015 07:24 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151019_contest-690.jpg
He's trying to figure out how anyone can possibly give 110%.
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Wed 14 Oct, 2015 08:50 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151019_contest-690.jpg
"...and then Sigmund rolls right..."
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parados
 
  1  
Reply Wed 14 Oct, 2015 09:52 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151019_contest-690.jpg
We're making sure the play looks good on paper before we run it.
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Sat 17 Oct, 2015 07:19 am
@parados,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151019_contest-690.jpg

Because he IS a rocket scientist.
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Sat 17 Oct, 2015 07:56 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151019_contest-690.jpg
"Our new kicker is figuring the windage!"
najmelliw
 
  2  
Reply Sat 17 Oct, 2015 08:30 am
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151019_contest-690.jpg

"I hate it when the opponents start messing with our heads!"
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  3  
Reply Sat 17 Oct, 2015 08:46 am
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151019_contest-690.jpg
"He's waiting for Paul and Mary so they can all sing Kum-ba-yah!!"

0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Sat 17 Oct, 2015 03:12 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151019_contest-690.jpg
If you think you can do better Bronski you take the pen and paper!
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Sat 17 Oct, 2015 03:14 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151019_contest-690.jpg
Because it's COLLEGE football, dolt.
panzade
 
  2  
Reply Sun 18 Oct, 2015 03:21 pm
winners...
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/150921_contest-690.jpg
FIRST PLACE
"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."


SECOND PLACE
"We tend to pick up quite a few converts in here."


THIRD PLACE
"You're covered under His plan."
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Sun 18 Oct, 2015 03:23 pm
@hingehead,
you got a chuckle
0 Replies
 
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Sun 18 Oct, 2015 04:23 pm
@panzade,
I like #1 and 2.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 21 Oct, 2015 11:31 am
@ossobuco,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg
George
 
  4  
Reply Wed 21 Oct, 2015 11:33 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg
We're striving for greater transparency.
0 Replies
 
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 21 Oct, 2015 11:48 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg
With our new employee stock ownership plan....
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Wed 21 Oct, 2015 11:54 am
@tsarstepan,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg
Doesn't it make you feel like you're fish in an aquarium?
0 Replies
 
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 21 Oct, 2015 12:29 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg
So? It's true. You can't hide from the union.
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Thu 22 Oct, 2015 06:36 am
@tsarstepan,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg
"The Chief Security Officer reports that they cannot find the source of the leak."
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Thu 22 Oct, 2015 06:57 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/151026_contest-690.jpg

This "bring your window washer to work" program is just getting too awkward.
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