We have all heard that refrain, don't mess with a woman

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> After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger
woman.
> He wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with
his new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place. His
> wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at
> the apartment to pack up her things.
> She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
> suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her
> things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
> beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background
> music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay.
> When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of
> the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She
> then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
> When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for
> the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They
tried
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> everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were
> checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners
> ere hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
> canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in
the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet.
> Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They
> could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to
borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home........................including the curtain rods.
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> DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN !!!!!!!!