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Evil companies using extinct fauna as source of energy.

 
 
Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2014 12:05 pm
It is true!!! Evil oil companies use corpses of baby dinosaurs as source of oil. They use their evil machines to transform the remains of their corpses into gas and diesel.

Evil corporate America uses this resource that came from living creatures to try and dominate the world!!! Shame on them!!!

There may be dino fetuses involved!!!
 
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2014 02:04 pm
@luismtzzz,
Let's organize a protest march!
roger
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2014 02:28 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Yeah! Evil Corporate America. Can't pick on our neighbor to the south as fossil fuels are pretty much a state enterprise.

<looking sideways to the north>
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2014 03:31 pm
@roger,
ALL the oil nd gas that I peddle is from dinosaur free deposits. No dinosaurs were smooshed in the formation of my oil an gas.
If SINCLAIR woulda said that instead of adopting a bigass Apatosaur as its company logo, it my still be in business.

Now I have to make sure that theres no vampires in my Count Chocula
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2014 03:50 pm
@farmerman,
Heres a logo from the 1930's (when they first mde up the bullshit line about pressed dinoaurs)

     https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVvQDQ6qmDgSb9r4AblyBEhkXtY631il_7aa-MOH7fS2b-mmr7
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2014 05:17 pm
@farmerman,
Yeah, but they didn't know it was an apatosaur, did they?
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chai2
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2014 05:38 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

Heres a logo from the 1930's (when they first mde up the bullshit line about pressed dinoaurs)

     https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVvQDQ6qmDgSb9r4AblyBEhkXtY631il_7aa-MOH7fS2b-mmr7


I used to have one of these when I was a kid....

I was really grossed out when I figured out why they used a dinosaur.

http://d2qss72tiioiku.cloudfront.net/image/original/collectible-30256.jpg?0
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2014 08:42 am
@chai2,
you don't get more than 2 barrels of oil from a pressed dinosaur. Then you have to cookit so its just right.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2014 08:54 am
@farmerman,
BTW, the Grand America Hotels are, I think, all that's left of Sinclair. The one in Salt Lake has the OASIS ROOM which has one of the neatest Sunday Brunches in the US. (Second only to the Hotel Dupont's Green Room ).
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2014 09:08 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

you don't get more than 2 barrels of oil from a pressed dinosaur. Then you have to cookit so its just right.



So it's kinda like a dino panini then.
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2014 09:14 am
How much oil per dino fetus?
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2014 09:59 am
@chai2,
mmmmm Panini of bronto.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2014 10:00 am
@Setanta,
sorry, you only get baby oil.
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luismtzzz
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2014 04:43 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
BREAKING NEWS!!!

There semms to be a huge conspiracy behind this!!!

Apparently the evilest of the evilest company isnĀ“t oil companies!!! We had been decived by the core of all evil, This satanic companies are the one who exploit this fragil noble defensless extinct fauna.

I mean.....

AMERICAN PLASTIC COMPANIES!!!

DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!

This evil monsters are using the death carcass of Dinosaur pups and their mothers to create and sell household items. Even right now i may be typing on the body of this majestic animals.

This is a freaking worldwide conspiracy. What should we do???
roger
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2014 05:13 pm
@luismtzzz,
She's probably happy her youngsters didn't die for no reason at all. Everybody feels better with a purpose in life.
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2014 05:17 pm
@roger,
You mean, "Let me introduce you to my son, Joe, the wireless router?"
roger
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2014 05:26 pm
@jespah,
I guess I may have meant that. Not quite sure.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2014 05:45 pm
@roger,
I saw that
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