Evil companies using extinct fauna as source of energy.

Let's organize a protest march!

Yeah! Evil Corporate America. Can't pick on our neighbor to the south as fossil fuels are pretty much a state enterprise.

<looking sideways to the north>

ALL the oil nd gas that I peddle is from dinosaur free deposits. No dinosaurs were smooshed in the formation of my oil an gas.
If SINCLAIR woulda said that instead of adopting a bigass Apatosaur as its company logo, it my still be in business.

Now I have to make sure that theres no vampires in my Count Chocula

Heres a logo from the 1930's (when they first mde up the bullshit line about pressed dinoaurs)

Yeah, but they didn't know it was an apatosaur, did they?

I used to have one of these when I was a kid....

I was really grossed out when I figured out why they used a dinosaur.

you don't get more than 2 barrels of oil from a pressed dinosaur. Then you have to cookit so its just right.

BTW, the Grand America Hotels are, I think, all that's left of Sinclair. The one in Salt Lake has the OASIS ROOM which has one of the neatest Sunday Brunches in the US. (Second only to the Hotel Dupont's Green Room ).

So it's kinda like a dino panini then.

How much oil per dino fetus?

mmmmm Panini of bronto.

sorry, you only get baby oil.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

There semms to be a huge conspiracy behind this!!!

Apparently the evilest of the evilest company isn´t oil companies!!! We had been decived by the core of all evil, This satanic companies are the one who exploit this fragil noble defensless extinct fauna.

I mean.....

AMERICAN PLASTIC COMPANIES!!!

DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!

This evil monsters are using the death carcass of Dinosaur pups and their mothers to create and sell household items. Even right now i may be typing on the body of this majestic animals.

This is a freaking worldwide conspiracy. What should we do???

She's probably happy her youngsters didn't die for no reason at all. Everybody feels better with a purpose in life.

You mean, "Let me introduce you to my son, Joe, the wireless router?"

I guess I may have meant that. Not quite sure.

I saw that