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Orgasmic chocolate on the way says sex expert

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Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 03:27 pm
And another bonus, chocolate is supposed to be good for your heart!! See http://www.greatnewsnetwork.org/great-news_comments/425_0_1_0_C/

I had also read a report that pregnant women who eat chocolate have happier babies. My little baby sure is happy all the time - see it works!
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 03:53 pm
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Damn! If only chocolate wasn't so fattening!

Fattening! God woman! The effects are worth the little extra weight. Or you could do as I do to burn off the excess. I jump to conclusions, run off at the mouth and enjoy needling others. Laughing
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doglover
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 03:55 pm
12 Reasons why Chocolate is better thank sex. Razz Razz

http://www.bigfatbaby.com/newfun2/fun/chocosex.cfm
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 04:02 pm
Nothing like the mention of chocolate to get the wimmins chatterin' away. That, and shoes, of course.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 05:09 pm
How about chocolate shoes?
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 05:15 pm
Oooooooooooooooh, chocolate shoes!! Very Happy Mmmmmmmm! I could just eat them up. Maybe a chocolate, stiletto heeled, sling-back with open toes and a little tiny bow. Yummy!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 05:22 pm
were you under my desk today, wiyaka?
no?
then how did you know about my shoes?

never mind. mine were backless, with tiny cutouts below the tiny bow. showed the tat nicely <big big big smile>
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 05:31 pm
ehBeth,

I'm talking about my dream shoe,in leather not chocolate. Unfortunately, I won't pay the outrageous prices that are asked for shoes in my size.
And no, I wasn't under your desk today. At 6'2' in my moccasins, I doubt that I could hide under anyone's desk without being seen. Crying or Very sad

Last time I was under a desk was in the '50's during an air raid drill. Ask your dad about such things. They were horrible, worrying about the USSR bombing us.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 05:41 pm
Here, wiyaka, have a chocolate. It'll help you feel better.

http://www.franschocolates.com/product_images/trufflesets.JPG
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 06:07 pm
Aw! How sweet of you...and the chocolates. Mmmmmmmm, I'll share with Sam, if you don't mind. BTW, would you care for one as well? I hear that this brand is enhanced. :wink: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!!
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 08:23 pm
Hey! Somebody's passing around chocolate and nobody told me? Gimme some of that....

<squirm, squirm>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 08:36 pm
Chicks.
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 10:30 pm
Eva,

I'd gladly share, if you'll ask nicely and not say "gimme". Where did your manners go, child? :wink:

Kicky,

Yep. Razz
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 10:38 pm
Ms Wiyaka, ma'am, may I please have a piece of chocolate, please. thanks. {curtsey, bow, shuffle}
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:20 pm
Of course not. But I have some carob cookies. Chocolate isn't good for puppies, sweetie. Smile
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 11:32 am
Wiyaka wrote:
Eva,

I'd gladly share, if you'll ask nicely and not say "gimme". Where did your manners go, child? :wink:



I'm sorry. May I please, please have a piece of your chocolate, nice lady?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 11:41 am
<Walks in, lugging a giant barrel full of assorted chocolates of every possible kind, and sets it down in the middle of the room>

"CHOCOLATE HERE FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS IT!!!"

<runs out quickly to avoid the stampede>
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 02:31 pm
cavfancier wrote:
I assume hubby has both. You seem quite happy, Cinn.


The only way I could be happier is if I became a Rastafarian.
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 02:34 pm
...And if I had some of that chocolate kicky brought in.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 02:41 pm
What if you just dip your (special body part) in chocolate. Does that work?
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