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Sun 16 May, 2004 11:29 pm
> A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the
> hospital.
> Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
>
> "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad
> news is
> that I have to remove your right arm!"
>
> "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's
the
> good
> news?"
>
> "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a
> woman's
> arm! I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant"
>
> "Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."
>
> The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf
> course
> when he bumped into the surgeon.
>
> "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.
>
> "Just great" says the business man. "I'm playing the best golf of my
> life. My
> new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."
>
> "That's great," said the surgeon.
>
> "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved,
> I've
> learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting
> landscapes in
> watercolors."
>
> "Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant
> was
> such a great success. I'm glad you didn't have side affects."
>
> "Well, just one problem," said the golfer, "every time I get an
> erection I
> also get a headache
I'll just add this word arranger here.
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This has got to be one of the most clever
E-mails we've received in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
Stumble It!
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