I blame the bottled "water" marketing men, who have treated us like idiots. There is only hydrogen and oxygen in those bottles.
They even have a joke at our expense when they name these products.
Just try spelling naive backwards and you will see what I mean.
However, one may still drink Pluto Water for relief.
And, for the slaking of thist, 3 words:
I only got as far as i before I banged my head.