Dude whats the deal with all these people hating headbangers

I am prepared to make that sacrifice if I can keep you inside.

sacrifice? you dont know what in the hell sacrifice is. and as much as i dont like you, i hope to god you never do. and keep me inside? where? the house? too late, iv already done that. the computer? sorry, dont mess with me man

They're just funnin' with ya.

I think Santanaof89 should make good on that curse. That pink blob needs a pin stuck in him.

He'll pop.

THEN there'll be a mess.

I know exactly what sacrifice is....you ritually cleanse the altar and place the goat on it...you open it in one clean motion from under the jaw to the genitals and smear the entrails on your body and the bodies of your fellow worshippers...catch the blood in a drip pan to be used for the writing of curses and the drawing of runes...this is to be done under a full moon when the blood appears a most fascinating and shimmering black, then begins the ritual dancing and orgy.

I recommend listening to a little Diimur Borg, some Lamb Of God, and for the older folks, some Sabbath and Priest oh, and a little Hatebreed always sits well.

By now the goat should be cooked and ready to eat. Be sure to cook the animal downwind so the savory aroma is pleasing to the Dark Lord. You are now ready to petition the Dark Lord with your requests and desires.

You may want to pick a particular deity to petition depending on your desires...I myself am fond of Thraku, the thorn cocked demon of desire who ejaculates molten brass, but that of course is a highly personalized decision.

It works for us, our mortgage is paid, the kids are on the honor roll,our flower beds are beautiful and the sex during these get togethers is terrific. We had one neighbor who used to complain, but he mysteriously lost his power of speech and broke out in a most nasty rash.........shame.


Good luck to you Santana and see you in church.
:wink:

PS this manual for worship and sacrifice is offered for entertainment purposes only....in others words kids.....please don't try this at home. I am a skilled professional.

Coooooool!

and they call me Lucifer? maybe you should check out the person who does the real sacrificing

That is quite possibly the single greatest string of words ever concocted on A2K.

dude, what is with you people? dont you know its not smart to mess with satan?

Thank you.....I'm available for childrens birthday parties......

Santanaof89, let me give you some advice.

Ted Nugent - Craveman.

Try it you'll like it. Open up Windows Media Player and search on that.

pfffft!

dude. i thought this was all about headbangers?

Chjsa(I think that is your name),

Nuge is your solution to everything..

Forget the Nuge.

War Pigs, baby. War PIGS!!!!

"Generals gathered in their masses
just like witches at black masses . . ."

Yeah, that's the stuff.

That's my kind of metal.

dude. i repeat. what about the headbangin?

well, heavy metal is the pre-cursor to modern headbangin. It is slower and darker in a more deep-sea sort of way. anyway. Headbanging - iron maiden, metalica. I have to say, I don't know much of current metal and what I do know of it, I don't care for. Where o where is quinn? She's up on some current hard stuff.

I don't headbang anymore. I'm older and my neck is stiffer and I get a dizziness if I try to bop too hard. So, there you have it. So, now I listen to different music, but I still listen to sabbath. Gawd I love some of their albums.