@Region Philbis,
I hope no-one phones me from the toilet.
I remember partaking in a "smellyvision" TV experiment once, where a big scratchcard with multiple numbered scratch areas was supplied by a TV Magazine, to be used during a forthcoming TV Show.
It was the weird comedy 'couple' from America.....I think 'she' was a transvestite who carried a poodle everywhere, and the man had slick back hair and a pencil thin moustache. Hardly known over here, but probably mega famous over there in the 90's.
Anyway, programme started and as the story unfolded, it would pause at relevant stages whereupon the scratch area number would flash on the screen.
Everything went well until a scene where the teenage boy held out a bunch of flowers for his mum. My sis in law had the card at that time (we were taking it in turns), and, as she looked down to locate the relevant number "sniff" patch, the boy on the screen put the flowers behind his back and produced a pair of smelly Nike trainers with the other hand....the timing was brilliant.
My French sis in law expected a flower smell, and was nearly knocked out when she took a sniff.
Hilarious!