Let me analyze your A2K personality, free of charge!

Cav
You gotta do mine. I need to add it to my resume.

hmmmm.... sounds sort of familiar. 'Cept he's not dumb.

Yes, but you just don't realize that it was your influence, littlek.

I have forgotten who was in line....

joeblow, it's almost unfair to do a reading here, as I have heard too much about you from the T.O. gatherers, but I'll do a brief one anyway. Your screen name smacks of a need to feel anonymous (rhymes with John Doe), but also indicates a fine 'devil may care' attitude. I see a blossoming in your future, a letting go of this anonimity fetish, and becoming a beloved member of the A2K family.

MyOwnUserName...not only do you posess a unique grasp on global politics, you have a kick-ass sense of humour as well. You use your experience to fuel your opinions, and never resort to rhetoric. You are also sensitive, and do not shy away from giving relationship advice when needed. You have a tendency to be apologistic when it comes to your English, but there is no need. Your messages and convictions ring loud and true to everyone.

SCoates, you have a soul mate in my clown suit. You are quick-witted, and sometimes take jokes too far, but hey, so do I. You are too young to be married. What up with dat? Just kidding. It is refreshing to see a lad take responsibility like you have, and still have a sense of humour. You are also a fine writer. I may come back to you later, when the runes are dry.

edgarblythe....you wear your politics on your sleeve and that is a good thing, because your sense of justice and humanity is always spot on. There are two phrases that people bandy about, but to me, edgar actually understands them: "The pen is mightier than the sword" and "grace under pressure" (no, not that crappy sitcom with the alcoholic blonde, just the phrase). I envision that now you have embraced the Dead Kennedys, you may one day come to love The Minutemen, despite the fact that they penned the wee ditty "Bob Dylan Wrote Propaganda Songs." It was a youthful digression...they did progress.

If I missed anyone, let me know.

You spilled soda on the runes again? You realize that will drastically affect your readings.

I suggest everyone come over and get one of my Tarot readings, while Cav's runes are drying again.

Nah, not soda, just a little nuoc nam.

wow, I thought you will expose some dirty secrets or something, but now I can only be

Spilling dirty secrets only brings $$$ to journalists and paparazzi, not psychics.

well I am journalist, tell me something dirty about me so that I can earn some money

p.s. if it's about someone else then we split money

just kidding, I am good journalist, I behave

<jumping up & down & waving> Me, cav, me!

Daddy has a Harbor Seal
Which he took to see the psychic
The reading didn't go to well
'Cuz everyone got seasick.

As I was walking that Internet Highway,

I came upon a group of folks staring at what they were calling their

cavanalysises


Yes, they made a funny sound when they said it

"sis-sis-siz"

They didn't say analyzies, with a seize, they said sis-sis-sez.

I was vexplexed and had some veal by a chef apparently named Underdone.



So what's mine?

No, I can't look!

Joe Nation

Cav
I was very impressed. You are both a scholar and a gentleman. I will have to send you a copy of my latest recipe (involving green Jello, peanuts and wheat Chex).

more bounty from the Texas School of Culinary Wisdom and Magic.
Please pass the peanut butter crackers and Dr. Pepper (Mixed. Like a soup. Well, sort of like a soup, more like an accident someone decided to eat.)

----gazing out in the near distance--
---wondering if I should just go eat breakfast---
-- reading the above lines---
- not so hungry now------

Sounds good edgar, I hope you don't mind if I share that recipe with my good friend Marge Simpson.

Try it. You won't quit eating until the bowl has lost its glaze.

Thanks, cav!

Quick joke:

Q: Why do gypsies walk funny?
A: Because they've got crystal balls!

I have a way more un-PC version of that joke KP, but it was appreciated nonetheless.

msolga, your strength lies in your ability to accept your inner child, to live in that place that most uptight adults cannot find. You are in touch with the Tao. Don't let go.

Joe, you are as generous in spirit and word as you are in girth. We all know the girth irks you, but the more you lose in that realm, the more you shall grow in both spirit and word. I predict that one day, you will be named heaven's ghost writer.

Tap, Tap, Tap ....

Hmm, while I am much better at reading ostrich, and clearly stated that emu was not my strong suit, I will still try to give Heeven a reading. Like most flightless birds, you have a bad attitude and might want to consider anger management classes. What I cannot tell is whether it's the emu in you or the Irish.

Why is everyone so terrified of Heeven?

I'm willing to wager I could kick her ass.