After being squirted by a man driving by in a car, he slows down and says, "I just had to cool you off because you looked so hot."
On another thread, someone suggested,
"F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Thumbellina?"
Quote:who the hell talks like that?
desperate, horny guys talk like that...
Do you have any Irish in you?
Would you like some?
Just a tip: when you use the old "I've only got a few days to live" gambit, make sure that the reason why isn't something that is highly contagious.
Well, I've posted this before in a similar thread but the "I would use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you look far to intelligent to fall for it" works like a charm.
Patiodog - Great tip! Might not want to have it be anything involving scabs, either.
"So, do you like snakes?"
"Yeah, I like 'em okay."
"What about trouser snakes?"
When guys try to pick up on me, for some strange reason my brain goes dead (seriously)....
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell down from heaven?"
"I'm from Tenessee"
I've never been able to spell...
bromeliad wrote:I've never been able to spell...
Well, let me get you hooked on Phonics...
I'm a mature adult and your a mature adult so let's put all the BullShit aside and do what we really want to do!
Phuagghh!!! I can smell you need my services from here. Lets get those pipes cleaned out promptly, shall we?
Guy steps into the elevator. There's a woman already there. As the doors close, he says, "Can I smell your p*ssy?"
Indignant, she replies, "You most certainly can NOT!"
"Oh," he says. "Must be something in the carpet."
oh yeah, you guys are funny!
but you forgot the stupidest one of all.
Are you tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Oh, how about: "Who the hell are you and what do you want?" The bad boy thing works every time.
are your pants made of mirrors because I can see myself in them.
You know what I really like when guys stand on the other side of the room and point at a girl they think is hot. I was standing in front of a guy at a bar (I am short he was tall) he was pointing over my haed at this girl and talking to his buddies about how hot she was. he was really pissing me off because he was pointing over MY head, so I turned around and said "listen, if you go up to her and say 'Hi how are you doing. what's you name, that would work a lot better." unfortunately it backfired... because he offered me his hand and said "Hi how are you doing. what's you name," I guess that will teach me.
also in the same bar I was walking up to get a glass of wine and a guy grabbed me and started smelling my hair and touching my hair... He said we are taking a survey of the room to see who smells the best, you are winning. I was so grossed out that he touched my hair I said " it's good that I smell good because you don't."
those are some of my best pick up line stories.
