Pick Up Lines! Surely We've Heard Them All! Got A Favorite?

The line that I find highly effective is... "Hello, my name is Gustav. Remember that name because you will be screaming it for the next several hours."

Hey Gus, try "Hey, Nice shoes! Wanna F***?" next time your out on the town. Reels 'em in every time.

This one works best in a crowded bar, and only if she's standing.

"I don't have a table reserved for us, but as long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit."

MAN you guys ARE BAD!!!
Now I KNOW you only heard those lines, right? UNLESS, the poor girl was DEAF....

(Sorry guys, just correcting a damn dupe.)

GUUUSSS! I'd definantly fall for that one! LOL 'Specially if you was a wearin' those bibs!

i heard this line years ago:

guy: hey, baby, can i buy you a drink?

female: no, but i'll take the the 5 bucks.

ah, I used to sing to my daughter..Mommie put a bangine on..(that's what she called a bandaid) Now that old sore knees all gone.

Not a pick up line, squinney Just a way to ease the fear.

Still trying to do it..

I'll show my age now...

One night a girlfriend and I sat at the bar and wrote down all of the pick up lines we got. It was a nice collection that filled several napkins... Wish I could find it!

One I remember was "So, why are you two so far from the airport?" (Quizzical looks exchanged here) "You're both so beautiful I just know you have to be stwardesses!"

"No, we aren't, honest, but thank you."

"Aw, come on. Then you must be actresses, cause I know I'd love to see you on film."

(Hysterical laughter due to obsurdity and alcohol ensues and we are unable to respond. He leaves wondering what on earth went wrong with that great line his buddy swore would work wonders.)

just recently, i was coming out of the rain and entering a bulding and some guy said to me " hey, you'd better be careful going out in the rain like that, cause you're made of sugar and you're going to melt. "

i was incredulous, i mean, who the hell talks like that?

Wouldn't you just love to surprise them by becoming the date and girlfriend of their worst nightmare just to put the lines to rest?

Hey Girls - Remember the days when it seemed EVERY guy would open with, "What's your sign?"
My girlfriends and I would wonder, how the heck were we supposed to respond? Perhaps with, "I'm a CAPRICORN with a moon in LIBRA, and you?" It was frustrating. Then one of my more creative, yet obnoxius girlfriends said she GOT IT.
The next time a guy came over and asked the fateful question, "What's your sign?" she looked him straight in the eye and answered, "MONEY SIGN."
Needless to say, we got quite a reputation after that. If guys wanted to approach us, they HAD TO be real, and leave those silly one liners at home.

Here's one that worked for me once.

"Those have GOT to be fake!"

K.C. - Oh NO you DIDN'T!

. . . and it WORKED!

And here's one that didn't work. The song "Funkytown" was playing. I walked up to the bar and said to this woman, "Won't you take me to . . . Funkytown?"

Totally ignored. What a horrible line that was. How embarrassing.

When I told Bear about our conversation he said, "I can do better than that. How about... Hey, you have a lifejacket? Cause just lookin at you my head is swimmin."


"Ugh!" from daughter and me.

"Okay, then how about this one...






I pooped my pants. Can I get in yours?"



YIKES!!!!!!! Oh M y Gosh I hope he never really said that to someone, but knowing him!!!

How about this one. I've got the F, the C, and the K, now all I need is you.

A woman I know once had this one directed at her: "You're pretty hot for an older chick." After which the kids vomits on the rug.

It didn't work. Perhaps the timing needs to be ironed out...