@McTag,
On the plus side, he does not over-complicate matters to a ludicrous degree
YOU DONT HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE NECESSARY TO UNDERSTAND. LANGUAGE IS INCREDIBLY COMPLEX AND ESLs ARE NOT HELPED BY THOSE WHO DONT KNOW THEIR ASS FROM THEIR ELBOW WHEN IT COMES TO GRAMMAR AND PRAGMATICS.
tie himself in knots,
YOU PARSE YOUR WORDS SO CAREFULLY BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW QUICKLY YOU WILL SCREW UP.
and then disappear up his own fundament in a welter of invective.
YOU APPEAR FROM YOUR OWN ASS TO DO THIS BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE WHATS NECESSARY TO DO THE LANGUAGE PART.