It's Said We All Have Kindred Spirits

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[+5] - maxdancona - 05/16/2014Tom is footless and fancy free.
[+3] - bobsal u1553115 - 05/16/2014That's "Footfree and fancyless."

Those people don't have any feet. Why don't they have any feet?

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@Setanta,

Tom cut them all off, including his own.

You'll notice everyone has dilated pupils. Tom slipped some LSD into their starbucks, then took the rest himself.

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@Setanta,

Tom is footless and fancy free.

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@maxdancona,

That's "Footfree and fancyless."

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And vestigial hands, all but Tom's finger.

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

And vestigial hands, all but Tom's finger.

gnawed off....lsd you know.

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@edgarblythe,

Tom is evolving. In another generation, he'll be able to "hook'em horns" or even "hang loose".

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@bobsal u1553115,

bobsal u1553115 wrote:

Tom is evolving. In another generation, he'll be able to "hook'em horns" or even "hang loose".

Or be able to ward off the malocchio.

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@chai2,

And when his nose evolves, he'll be able pick it if not choose it.

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@Setanta,

they're there, they're just mired down by convention and you can't see them as a result. As another result, they're eternally stuck in the same old spot, unable to make forward progress. Laughing

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@blueveinedthrobber,

As for Tom....yeah....probably the acid.

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@blueveinedthrobber,

blueveinedthrobber wrote:

they're there, they're just mired down by convention and you can't see them as a result. As another result, they're eternally stuck in the same old spot, unable to make forward progress.

Tom has read hair; so did Fagin in Dickens' Oliver Twist. Is there a correlation?

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@maxdancona,

That was a good one . . .

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