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sunyata
 
Mon 12 May, 2014 03:24 am
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farmerman
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 12:52 pm
@sunyata,
"Ya know Goering, almost anything goes on a Triscuit"

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Setanta
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 01:00 pm
"Where are my brown pants?"
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Setanta
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 01:04 pm
"Does this SA uniform make my ass look fat?"
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Setanta
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 01:10 pm
"“I am now as before a Catholic and will always remain so--those altar boys in the red and white robes just make me hot!”
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Setanta
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 01:12 pm
I'm gonna kick that Jew Roosevelt's crippled ass!"
farmerman
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 01:34 pm
@Setanta,
" ya know, when your hungry, nothing beats a bowl of nice kreplach swimming in a goldena yoich,
Too bad y gotta go to Stalingrad to get a decent one'
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tsarstepan
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 01:51 pm
@sunyata,
Adolf Hitler wrote:

Wow! I can't believe it's not butter!
tsarstepan
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 01:53 pm
@tsarstepan,
Adolf Hitler wrote:

Forget it Hermann. It's Rhineland.

Setanta
 
  2  
Mon 12 May, 2014 02:02 pm
"No, Heinrich, i get to be on top this time. I'm the fuehrer!"
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Mon 12 May, 2014 02:13 pm
@tsarstepan,
Eva Braun: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Adolf Hitler: Mine. 1938 Volkswagon Beetle. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
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tsarstepan
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 02:19 pm
@tsarstepan,
Adolf Hitler wrote:

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Berlin anymore.

tsarstepan
 
  1  
Mon 12 May, 2014 02:21 pm
@tsarstepan,
Adolf Hitler wrote:

All right, Ms. Riefenstahl, I'm ready for my close-up.

tsarstepan
 
  1  
Mon 12 May, 2014 02:22 pm
@tsarstepan,
Adolf Hitler wrote:

Rosenknospe!

tsarstepan
 
  1  
Mon 12 May, 2014 02:29 pm
@tsarstepan,
Adolf Hitler wrote:

Carpe diem. Seize Poland, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

edgarblythe
 
  2  
Mon 12 May, 2014 02:46 pm
"Beep beep. His horn vent beep beep beep."
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Mon 12 May, 2014 05:03 pm
@tsarstepan,
Adolf Hitler wrote:

Nobody puts Säugling in a corner.


Adolf Hitler wrote:

Wer ist zuerst, was ist auf der zweiten, ich weiß nicht, ist auf dem dritten ...


Adolf Hitler wrote:

Berlin? We have a problem.


Adolf Hitler wrote:

You're gonna need a bigger u-boat.
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edgarblythe
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 05:06 pm
"I vunce shot a polar bear in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas, I vill nefer know."
farmerman
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 05:23 pm
@edgarblythe,
That was Marx. not Hitler
edgarblythe
 
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Mon 12 May, 2014 05:24 pm
@farmerman,
How do you know Marx did not steal it from Hitler?
 

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