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A Mother enters her daughter's bedroom...

 
 
lenny
 
Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 03:08 pm
.....and sees a letter over the bed.

With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands.

It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, with all his
piercing & tattoos & his big motorcycle.

But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will
be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
children with me & that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it
for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine &
ecstasy we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of
myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Judith


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report
card that's in my desk drawer...I love you"
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hail
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 03:39 pm
what should the mother do now .......???? It is really hard for a mother to know such true ....... while she always trusted her daughter and tried hard to offer her with every thing she wants and loved her as no one do.... It is really hard.... how could we do these things to our parents .... is that the gift which they deserve .....????? Crying or Very sad ..... I meant if that was a true story ..... Laughing Laughing Laughing It is really fun.... hahahahahahahaha
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colorbook
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 03:53 pm
That's a good one lenny. Laughing
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Individual
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:53 pm
That would be the worst joke ever for the mom, but funny as hell for the kid.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 08:00 pm
Ha!

(She says, a mite nervously...)
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 11:09 pm
Hahahaha!!!! I love it :-D
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Peter S
 
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Reply Mon 3 May, 2004 03:33 am
poor mom. Laughing
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