I want to buy a gift for my GF.

Get her some yarn and knitting needles.

Six tins of extra strong deoderant and a giant bottle of mouthwash.

I find that always melts her heart.

Why not buy her a gift-wrapped case of spam?

best gift ever from a lovely boyfriend - set of pry bars

Awww! That made me a little teary eyed. Sooooo thoughtful. Soo soooo thoughtful indeed!

I misread this at first, and thought you were given pry bras.

I was then thinking two things at once.....

'What the hell is a pry bra?'

and......


'Set, you old fox!'

True story. A couple we knew had a massive row when it came round to her birthday, when he presented her with a large saucepan and a pair of oven gloves.
He'd done this as, when it was his birthday, she'd bought him a car cleaning set.

He soon learned that men just have to suck these things up, and should never, ever think about showing diappointment in any way.

And definitely don't try doing anything reciprocal. Not when it comes to pressies.

He was a wiser man for it, it must be said. Bruised, but definitely wiser.

it was it was

I was renovating - ripping old carpeting and taking down panelling

absolute proof he listened to me

(pre-Set)

I am really happy to read all your humble replies. That made me proud and I bought her a nice and sexy costume, and she loved that. Thanks to everyone.

You bought her a sexy costume 220 days before Halloween?

So what kind of sexy costume did you buy her? A sexy nurse one? A sexy librarian (kind of redundant) one? A sexy sanitation engineer costume? A sexy coal miner costume? A sexy homeless person costume? Something else sexy?

What if she had changed her mind since then and wanted to wear a different type of sexy costume? Would you mind if she never wore this sexy costume and kept it in the closet indefinitely?

ohhh. I bought her a Sexy Egyptian Princess Costume. And you can't imagine how much she liked it. And it was nothing like Halloween, it was her birthday on 23rd March. So she wore that in front of my eyes and everybody in the party admired her in that costume.

Should I ask how old you and her are?

yeah sure... I am 33 and she is 23 now, but she looks like as if she is just 18. And where there is love and care.... you don't think about the age differences. We both are in love.