there must be something about not-tall women and minor crimes
this morning I realized there was something no one on A2k knows about me.
About 35 years ago I co-ordinated the temporary borrowing of a pitcher of beer, 4 glasses, 4 pub chairs and a pub table. We paid for the beer.
After a couple of pitchers of beer I convinced my friends that we could take our table and chairs with us when we left the pub. The pub staff was used to us going in and out frequently to smoke, so they somehow didn't catch on when we first left with a full glass of beer each, then we each carried out a chair, then 1 of us took the pitcher of beer while 2 others carried out the table and the 4th person started the truck. We drove off, fully loaded and fully loaded.
We brought everything back the next weekend and were greeted with great merriment.
I don't think it works like that anymore.