@realjohnboy,
You beat me, Johnboy. Mine speech was only funny to me.. some time later.
I was a frightened girl giving a speech (don't remember what about) that I had worried myself sick over for weeks - the speaking, not the text. I was saved by the fire drill bell. Class left the building, and I didn't get all frightened again once we got back.
That doesn't count though re this thread, as I've told that before here, somewhere.