A guy said he has perfect lips. AND?

Like saying our church has the most humble congregation and the tallest steeple in town?

Even if his lips look good, they're useless if he's a lousy kisser

Why would you think about kissing another man.

Yeah. You lost me.

What if he's gay? I thinking to myself I don't know.

Or. What if he, is, proper and modest? And surely he's straight. Those type of men have reason to boast about their features. You don't find that sexy of a man?

I once answered a womans lonely hearts advert and we exchanged photos, she looked like Deanna Troi in Star Trek, and she suggested we meet up at a cafe downtown.
But my uncanny sixth sense told me something wasn't quite right so i never went.
She then confessed by letter that she was really a tranny who'd used to be a man, a fitter for British Gas!
She went on to say "But i've had the op to turn me into a woman, and you don't have a problem with that do you?"
So I had to gently let her down and told her "sorry but my hetero DNA is programmed to only respond to women who have always been women and now i feel nothing towards you, sorry"
She called me stupid blah blah, and we never did meet..

I hope you don't think she cared. I'm sure she found someone better than you. I would.

No offense.

She made things worse by telling me in a letter all about her operation to turn her into a woman and it put me right off, it sounded like peeling a banana; and she also talked about how she still has to shave her chin and legs because her hormones think she's still a man.
If she hadn't told me she was a tranny, i wonder if i'd have been able to tell?

I am definitely a tranny, baby.

Clearly he isn't aware of the irony of these conflicting virtues.

Or maybe he has a dry sense of humor..

Fair enough (possible) assessment Osso.

. Seriously funny anecdote .

I think it's quite bizarre for anyone to state they have perfect anything. It sounds narcissistic and shallow.

I think it's quite bizarre for anyone to state they have perfect anything. It sounds narcissistic and shallow.

Sometimes, men are stupid and women are crazy. Don't sweat about this too much, he probably didn't thought this through

Take care

He's probably trying to tell you he's an FTM and his labia are perfectly symmetrical.

EXACTLY! ....good thing however he is a GOOD kisser

Not when a man boasts about it...it causes me to think and feel that he's kissed many women and that many women have told him he has nice lips...other than that how else would he know that he has "perfect lips"