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A guy said he has perfect lips. AND?

 
 
Reply Sun 9 Feb, 2014 10:55 pm
A guy recently told me he has perfect lips? He told me this right after he talked about him self modest and some what humble???
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 9 Feb, 2014 11:38 pm
@LiveLoughLaugh24,
Like saying our church has the most humble congregation and the tallest steeple in town?
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Sun 9 Feb, 2014 11:45 pm
Even if his lips look good, they're useless if he's a lousy kisser
anonymously99stwin
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2014 01:07 am
@Romeo Fabulini,
Quote:
Even if his lips look good, they're useless if he's a lousy kisser


Why would you think about kissing another man. Shocked

Yeah. You lost me.
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anonymously99stwin
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2014 01:14 am
@LiveLoughLaugh24,
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A guy recently told me he has perfect lips? He told me this right after he talked about him self modest and some what humble???


What if he's gay? I thinking to myself I don't know.

Or. What if he, is, proper and modest? And surely he's straight. Those type of men have reason to boast about their features. You don't find that sexy of a man?
Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2014 01:24 am
I once answered a womans lonely hearts advert and we exchanged photos, she looked like Deanna Troi in Star Trek, and she suggested we meet up at a cafe downtown.
But my uncanny sixth sense told me something wasn't quite right so i never went.
She then confessed by letter that she was really a tranny who'd used to be a man, a fitter for British Gas!
She went on to say "But i've had the op to turn me into a woman, and you don't have a problem with that do you?"
So I had to gently let her down and told her "sorry but my hetero DNA is programmed to only respond to women who have always been women and now i feel nothing towards you, sorry"
She called me stupid blah blah, and we never did meet..Smile
anonymously99stwin
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2014 01:29 am
@Romeo Fabulini,
I hope you don't think she cared. I'm sure she found someone better than you. I would.

No offense.
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2014 01:34 am
She made things worse by telling me in a letter all about her operation to turn her into a woman and it put me right off, it sounded like peeling a banana; and she also talked about how she still has to shave her chin and legs because her hormones think she's still a man.
If she hadn't told me she was a tranny, i wonder if i'd have been able to tell?
anonymously99stwin
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2014 01:44 am
@Romeo Fabulini,
I am definitely a tranny, baby.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2014 02:18 pm
@LiveLoughLaugh24,
LiveLoughLaugh24 wrote:

He told me this right after he talked about him self modest and some what humble???

Clearly he isn't aware of the irony of these conflicting virtues.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2014 02:24 pm
@tsarstepan,
Or maybe he has a dry sense of humor..
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2014 02:24 pm
@ossobuco,
Fair enough (possible) assessment Osso. Smile
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Germlat
 
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Reply Mon 10 Feb, 2014 05:42 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
Smile Smile Smile. Seriously funny anecdote .
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Germlat
 
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Reply Tue 11 Feb, 2014 12:22 pm
@LiveLoughLaugh24,
I think it's quite bizarre for anyone to state they have perfect anything. It sounds narcissistic and shallow.
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Germlat
 
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Reply Tue 11 Feb, 2014 12:22 pm
@LiveLoughLaugh24,
I think it's quite bizarre for anyone to state they have perfect anything. It sounds narcissistic and shallow.
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gene32
 
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Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2014 05:42 am
@LiveLoughLaugh24,
Sometimes, men are stupid and women are crazy. Don't sweat about this too much, he probably didn't thought this through Razz

Take care
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BigBlackMan69
 
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Reply Sat 15 Feb, 2014 12:17 pm
@LiveLoughLaugh24,
He's probably trying to tell you he's an FTM and his labia are perfectly symmetrical.
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LiveLoughLaugh24
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2014 08:44 am
@Romeo Fabulini,
EXACTLY! ....good thing however he is a GOOD kisser
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LiveLoughLaugh24
 
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Reply Wed 26 Mar, 2014 08:46 am
@anonymously99stwin,
Not when a man boasts about it...it causes me to think and feel that he's kissed many women and that many women have told him he has nice lips...other than that how else would he know that he has "perfect lips"
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