If so...I have been doing way, way too much whispering lately.
I've actually had to see a specialist about it (a gastroentologist, not a fart doctor) about it...and I am on Sagan dosages of lacto acid bacteria in an effort to bring things under control.
Been very vexing...especially when a loud instance of failure interrupts a conversation one is having with an attractive lady!
Or even an ugly guy!
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jespah
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:14 pm
Soundtrack for this topic.
Be glad I didn't post videos of Le Petomaine.
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Setanta
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:46 pm
There's a great scene in a Patrick O'Brian novel, in which a tedious and incompetent midshipman is driving an elegant lady to the captain's ball. At one point, the horse demonstrates that he has been "bean-fed." The midshipman begs the lady's pardon, to which she replies: "Oh that's alright, i thought it was the horse."
At my previous house, the old boy next door was walking up the garden path during the summer, with a gaggle of grandkids following behind.
All of a sudden he let out a real ripper and the kids as one, chorused "Grandad!"
He stopped and looked at them all quizzical, and said "that means I'm turning left." He turned left and stepped in through his back door followed by the gaggle, now giggling like mad.
Bush, after the Queen, red faced, apologizes for the behaviour of the horses. (It's intended to make Bush look like an ass for having misunderstood the Queen's meaning.)
Yes,this represents a theological, non-material reflection of the strong anthropic principle. Farts are a sign of a mundane form's non-corporeal-type of life... uh-huh, yeah...
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izzythepush
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Thu 6 Feb, 2014 02:40 am
@Lustig Andrei,
I think this one's older.
An elderly duchess farts in front of her guests at a dinner party. She turns to her butler and snaps, 'Stop it James.' To which the Butler replies.....
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